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Masturbation World Record!

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Masturbation World Record!


It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Masturbation World Record!
 
that has to be an alias and i think i know that guy.
 
pics of gtfo :coffee:
 
Admittedly, I had an advantage as there was no sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon. :ohyeah:

Actually I wanted to see pics of the record breaker. Trying to get an image of what such a fiend would look like - especially his forearm development :lol:
 
He must of looked like a fucking werewolf by the time that was over.
 
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Get down, Tudor!

Just imagine all the scratch this guy saved not buying dinners, flowers, or condoms. Not even mentioning saving his weekends from the promises of, fixing sprinklers, mowing lawns, painting and stuff like that.

Now you can spend that extra cash on your meth that gave you that extra special staying power, and the strentgh of an everlasting hard on!
 
Just doesn't seem like a lot.
 
I think I just might be sexually frustrated enough to beat that record right now.
 
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How is that my fault?


If a girl ever says she's sexually frustrated that's because she's fucking bat shit crazy. If a girl can't get laid there's something wrong. You just want the attention or something. I don't know I don't play into your threads and what not. But carry on, you have all of these other dudes wrapped around your finger.


Be cause you wont put out. Too many stipulations with you.

Ding ding. :winkfinger:
 
If a girl ever says she's sexually frustrated that's because she's fucking bat shit crazy. If a girl can't get laid there's something wrong. You just want the attention or something. I don't know I don't play into your threads and what not. But carry on, you have all of these other dudes wrapped around your finger.


It ain't that I can't get it, cause all it takes is a smile, muther fucker. I want what I want and I like what I like and it's finding a dude that can do it right that's frustrating. And if being picky and not tossing my cat to every asshole that wants to fuck me is crazy then I'm nutty as a fucking fruit cake and I will remain frustrated thank you very much.

And why is it that men on the forum can talk about sex and you boys treat it like regular conversation, but if a chick says something its "wanting attention"?
 
It ain't that I can't get it, cause all it takes is a smile, muther fucker. I want what I want and I like what I like and it's finding a dude that can do it right that's frustrating. And if being picky and not tossing my cat to every asshole that wants to fuck me is crazy then I'm nutty as a fucking fruit cake and I will remain frustrated thank you very much.

And why is it that men on the forum can talk about sex and you boys treat it like regular conversation, but if a chick says something its "wanting attention"?


.....cuz ur the only chick that seems to respond to anything people rattle off in here. Can't think of one other chick in here that actually gets rowdy like you....that could be the reason for all the "wanting attention" :yes:
 
.....cuz ur the only chick that seems to respond to anything people rattle off in here. Can't think of one other chick in here that actually gets rowdy like you....that could be the reason for all the "wanting attention" :yes:

At this moment it seems to me that you want my attention.







Again.
 
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