- Joined
- Jul 23, 2005
- Messages
- 11,812
- Reaction score
- 213
- Points
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- Age
- 44
I got into liking females at a very young age, but Ive never been good at being dashing. However, despite this reality, I sure have come a long way...
Girl # 1 Jennifer
I thought I could really impress her by running along side of her in P.E. then pushing her as hard as I could. She fell flat on her posterior chain, smacking her ass, then shoulders, and finally her head. She cried at the moment of impact.
Girl # 2 Nicole
Nothing sweeps a girl off her feet like telling her you belong to a underground secret society of robots that monitor everyone and everything. I even planted some metal object in her house one day when she wasnt looking to show her that her house was "bugged." Her parents werent amused.
Girl # 3 Anne
Going to the beach is always a blast. Especially when you go swimming with your girl and her hot friend. Why not do some back flips in the water? Yeah thats it! Hey dont worry about your fucking shorts coming off at the moment your pelvis comes out of the water, showing everything airborne.
Yeah, I think Ive come a long way.
Girl # 1 Jennifer
I thought I could really impress her by running along side of her in P.E. then pushing her as hard as I could. She fell flat on her posterior chain, smacking her ass, then shoulders, and finally her head. She cried at the moment of impact.
Girl # 2 Nicole
Nothing sweeps a girl off her feet like telling her you belong to a underground secret society of robots that monitor everyone and everything. I even planted some metal object in her house one day when she wasnt looking to show her that her house was "bugged." Her parents werent amused.
Girl # 3 Anne
Going to the beach is always a blast. Especially when you go swimming with your girl and her hot friend. Why not do some back flips in the water? Yeah thats it! Hey dont worry about your fucking shorts coming off at the moment your pelvis comes out of the water, showing everything airborne.
Yeah, I think Ive come a long way.
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