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Craziest Place you Ever Jerked OFF

Jdubs

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I guess it all depends on weather you like sex and busting nuts, myself im a nympho all day everyday im thinking about some sort of big ass and some sweet ass pussy..so yeah i have a girl and fuck her all the time, but still nothing beats jerking off to a new good porn, i work in the construction field so im always in different ppls houses so when im at a job and i need to rub one out whereever theres an open room where i can lock the door IM GOING TO TOWN
:whackit::whackit::whackit:

I know everyone out there has some sick perverted shit they've done
 
I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.
 
Ambulance, airplane and top of a mountain in Colorado.
 
In bed while my GF slept right next to me ...She said somthing the next day . Guess I shook the bed a lil to much . I still dont regret it , 3 minutes then I closed my eyes and fell right to sleep . Woulda been at least half hour 45 min If I had sex .
 
Great fucking question! There are quite a few, but so far a porta potty takes the cake for me:winkfinger:

haha thats deff probly the nastiest place ive ever heard of, you might have everyone beat for the grossest dirtiest place to jerkoff
 
I make it a point to jack off regularly at work. I makes me happy to think those stupid fucks pay me to bust a nut, I'm a porn star in my own mind.

hahah thats awsome bro i feel the same way and do the same exact shit, nothing better than getting paid for watching a bunch of good porns all day and gettin paid to bust nuts HELLZZZZ YEAHHHH
 
in every lunchbox my ex made for 2 months..............
 
Oh yeah. I once dropped a five dollar bill in a port-o-potty. Quickly threw a fifty in right afterwards; wasn't gonna reach in that shit-slime for a mere fiver.

fuck that i wouldnt risk sticking my hand in that shit hole, you dont know what ppl have the guy that was in there b4 you could have had HIV and a boatload of other shit, id rather loose 50 bucks than be diseased the rest of my life


ANY way back to JERKING OFF:whackit:
 
In my car while Driving down freeway, Kroger's bathroom (when I worked there),

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Outside work waiting for the chick with the keys to show up and unlock the door in the early morning hours.
 
Strong repression of homo tendencies In herre. Mine is at the gym when some buff guy is pooping in the next stall over.
 
tell me how the hell you beat off in an ambulance lol


either while working for one while "napping" in the back or while being a patient in one (usually psych patients)
 
In bed while my GF slept right next to me ...She said somthing the next day . Guess I shook the bed a lil to much . I still dont regret it , 3 minutes then I closed my eyes and fell right to sleep . Woulda been at least half hour 45 min If I had sex .

I probably do that twice a week.
 
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The bathroom stall at work, shower at the hockey rink.
 
Church.

Also, negged OP.
 
I guess it all depends on weather you like sex and busting nuts, myself im a nympho all day everyday im thinking about some sort of big ass and some sweet ass pussy..so yeah i have a girl and fuck her all the time, but still nothing beats jerking off to a new good porn, i work in the construction field so im always in different ppls houses so when im at a job and i need to rub one out whereever theres an open room where i can lock the door IM GOING TO TOWN
:whackit::whackit::whackit:

I know everyone out there has some sick perverted shit they've done

Do me a favor !?!?!? Remind me not to invite you over...

..When I was young, a friend of mine 'rubbed one out' in my bathroom, then bragged about it
...YUKKY for sure.....
 
^^^ Heard that... Every Thursday after our first call me and my partner fuck.

She's engaged so keep that between you and me.
 
Have to say it was last week. Rubbed one out in the steam room at the gym. Just finished a hard workout with trainer and was fuckin horny as hell. Left it right on the floor. Must be all this test in me.

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^^^ Heard that... Every Thursday after our first call me and my partner fuck.

She's engaged so keep that between you and me.



Are you a paramedic? and she's actually attractive?? Holy shit if so.


When I was getting my emt for the fire department and doing ride alongs with ems, every single bish that worked ems could pass for a male.
 
in a bunker in Qatar in 150 deg heat....
 
i always put a condom on before i log into IM, im scared what ill catch of some of u ANIMALS!!!!!
 
suntanning on a picnic table at baxter state park. :coffee:
 
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