There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating
a combined strike force with troops from several nations
included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical island.
When the troops hit the beach.........
The Royal Marines go fishing.
The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.
The French don't care whose beach it is; it's French
-territory now, and say the English gave them no other
choice.
The Canadians watch the Americans very closely, then
offer to guard their landing strip.
The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some dope saying
the English don't understand them.
The Italians go sunbathing.
The Germans land and build a car factory.
The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds then kill
them.
The US Navy SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who is not
a SEAL.
The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting each
other over a sheep.
The South Americans send a contingent of 2000 generals.
The South Africans start shooting at anyone with a tan.
The Saudi's start drilling for oil.
The Russians open a chain of massage parlours.
The Spanish are late.
The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards.
The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to the
Yanks and Brits.
The British Army cannot come because all six of them
have flu.
The Japanese don't know who owns what ships and decide to
sink them all.
The Israeli's start building a kibbutz and shell the
Palestinians as a precaution.
The Irish Army will be late because they say they
are stll celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there
killing whales for the Japanese.
The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal.
The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the
English gave it away.
The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake.
The Swiss apply for a bank charter.
The Swedes just want to screw.
The Rumanians and Albanians finally arrive and surrender.
The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience store
and gas station.
(Borrowed from GibbleGuts)
a combined strike force with troops from several nations
included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical island.
When the troops hit the beach.........
The Royal Marines go fishing.
The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.
The French don't care whose beach it is; it's French
-territory now, and say the English gave them no other
choice.
The Canadians watch the Americans very closely, then
offer to guard their landing strip.
The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some dope saying
the English don't understand them.
The Italians go sunbathing.
The Germans land and build a car factory.
The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds then kill
them.
The US Navy SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who is not
a SEAL.
The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting each
other over a sheep.
The South Americans send a contingent of 2000 generals.
The South Africans start shooting at anyone with a tan.
The Saudi's start drilling for oil.
The Russians open a chain of massage parlours.
The Spanish are late.
The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards.
The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to the
Yanks and Brits.
The British Army cannot come because all six of them
have flu.
The Japanese don't know who owns what ships and decide to
sink them all.
The Israeli's start building a kibbutz and shell the
Palestinians as a precaution.
The Irish Army will be late because they say they
are stll celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there
killing whales for the Japanese.
The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal.
The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the
English gave it away.
The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake.
The Swiss apply for a bank charter.
The Swedes just want to screw.
The Rumanians and Albanians finally arrive and surrender.
The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience store
and gas station.
(Borrowed from GibbleGuts)
