It's official!!!!

[CRASHMAN]

I got a girlfriend i got a girlfriend :

 

[I Are Baboon]

Pics?

 

[kuso]

LMAO.......First time is always the most memorable

Congrats ....now answer IAB

 

[CRASHMAN]

ok no i don't have pics yet but i'm gonna go take some so i'll show you all her and you can drool over her lol

 

[w8lifter]

Even after the cheap dates...I'm impressed!

 

[Pitboss]

I read that as........

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
I'm broke I'm broke

 

[david]

Originally posted by w8lifter
Even after the cheap dates...I'm impressed!

I wish down here in S. Florida these girls would take lessons from your new Girlfriend!!!!


Tell me something. What was it that she was so attracted to! Your Smooth talking? Good Looks? Intelligence? Or, did you go to the bathroom with the door slightly opening?

 

[Scotty the Body]

Cool!!

Now, get a job!!

 

[david]

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
Cool!!

Now, get a job!!

Yeaahhh!

Hey wait a minute! I don't have a job either!!!!!

 

[Mudge]

Re: Re: It's official!!!!

Originally posted by Pitboss
I read that as........

LoL....

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by davidjasondean




I wish down here in S. Florida these girls would take lessons from your new Girlfriend!!!!


Tell me something. What was it that she was so attracted to! Your Smooth talking? Good Looks? Intelligence? Or, did you go to the bathroom with the door slightly opening?

The trick was to let her not know you are broke lol now i need to go track down my brother and get him to lend me some money so i can buy her a rose i know they're like only 5 bucks for one but i still only got 1.77 actully 1 lol i lost the change hahah


she was attracted to my well everything what can i say

she gave me a nice pet name she calls me stud

i guess i'm just a ladies man w8 she didn't know those dates were cheap only i did

 

[david]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN



The trick was to let her not know you are broke lol now i need to go track down my brother and get him to lend me some money so i can buy her a rose i know they're like only 5 bucks for one but i still only got 1.77 actully 1 lol i lost the change hahah
How do you get by? How do you eat? Do you have one of the school accounts where your parents put in money for you?


she was attracted to my well everything what can i say

she gave me a nice pet name she calls me stud
She calls you stud? Well, can't complain except for the originality, though. But it doesn't matter.... you got the GIRL, NOW!

i guess i'm just a ladies man w8 she didn't know those dates were cheap only i did

Hmmn... 3rd date was a disaster, 2nd date, you had $1.77 and 1st date, you had $5.00? How did you convince her that you had spent more???

 

[CRASHMAN]

is someone looking for help

 

[bubbasr]

Hey have fun but don't get to close or you will end up like the rest of us married folks LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[david]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
is someone looking for help

CRASHMAN SAYS,
"she didn't know those dates were cheap only i did"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DAVID DEAN says, "Hmmn... 3rd date was a disaster, 2nd date, you had $1.77 and 1st date, you had $5.00? How did you convince her that you had spent more???"


Yes, only with this part, though.

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN


she was attracted to my well everything what can i say



i guess i'm just a ladies man w8 she didn't know those dates were cheap only i did

Well obviously she was attracted to your creativity

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
i guess i'm just a ladies man w8 she didn't know those dates were cheap only i did

Ladies man? Woah, back that horse up little boy.. You are nothing close to a ladies man, and I am living proof of that one!

But I will stick with ya on saying your cheap with the dates.. nothin like a bun from the hot dog stand with out the meat (I DONT WANT ANY COMMENTS ABOUT THAT LAST ONE!!)

But I guess its the thought that counts?

Ahh, fook it, your pathetic

 

[CRASHMAN]

muscle girl



ok guys here is the big secret that will let you have any girl want it...?.......??.......huh huh do you?...........you know you want it.........................you need it too...................................she loves it................you would love it.................most men can't..................poor bastards....................you need.............................GOOD SEX

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Naw.. not sex really.. just a good tongue

 

[CRASHMAN]

both is helpful

 

[david]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
both is helpful

you need.............................GOOD SEX

I knew THAT but I thought you said you didn't have sex with her and that you were more of a gentleman than that?

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by davidjasondean



you need.............................GOOD SEX

I knew THAT but I thought you said you didn't have sex with her and that you were more of a gentleman than that?

ya your right i am grrrr


i dunno how i pulled it off but i'm pretty suave with the compliment's etc.. and sweet and i guess she really liked that

 

[rajasingam]

you sure r a great sweet talker if u can impress a lady. i bow to u

 

[CRASHMAN]

kiss my shoes lol