crunch
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I have a decision to make and I'd like to know (esp from the non-tripods) when it comes any sort of frisky activity would you prefer:
crunch: "Baby."
hottie: "Uh huh?"
crunch: "Next Thursday?"
hottie: "Yeah...?"
crunch: "I'm going to come over..."
hottie: "Oh my!!"
crunch: "And I'm gonna do your taxes like you've never had your taxes done before!"
hottie: "Oh My God YEAH!!!"
crunch: "I'm gonna do them so good you'll forget to cash in your refund!"
hottie: <passes out from anticipation>
or do you think I should be all innocent then when I show up:
crunch: "Baby!"
hottie: "Yeah!"
crunch: "It's time to do your taxes!"
hottie: <passes out due to the heat of the moment>
BTW, we haven't done any taxes yet. I haven't even seen her forms yet. I just have two sinister plans and can't decide on which one. So what's your take? Spontaneity or anticipation?
crunch: "Baby."
hottie: "Uh huh?"
crunch: "Next Thursday?"
hottie: "Yeah...?"
crunch: "I'm going to come over..."
hottie: "Oh my!!"
crunch: "And I'm gonna do your taxes like you've never had your taxes done before!"
hottie: "Oh My God YEAH!!!"
crunch: "I'm gonna do them so good you'll forget to cash in your refund!"
hottie: <passes out from anticipation>
or do you think I should be all innocent then when I show up:
crunch: "Baby!"
hottie: "Yeah!"
crunch: "It's time to do your taxes!"
hottie: <passes out due to the heat of the moment>
BTW, we haven't done any taxes yet. I haven't even seen her forms yet. I just have two sinister plans and can't decide on which one. So what's your take? Spontaneity or anticipation?