Prison vs Work LOL

[Leslie]

Subject: Prison VS. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit
more clear . . .

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in
an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in
a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and
you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card
and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and
playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who
pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

 

[Dr. Pain]

Excellent Leslie

But were does the internet come in? "At work, you surf all day? "


DP

 

[Craft]

hilarious leslie!

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

Isn't that the truth!

Why is it again that we work so hard???

 

[Jodi]

That was good!

 

[Adidas]

Leslie..thanks for the laugh

 

[I Are Baboon]

You forgot:

IN PRISON...you get butt pumped by Bubba and Jimbo
AT WORK...you do not.

 

[PreMier]

Yea, im bored and bumping old topics

 

[irontime]

whore

 

[butterfly]

No doubt huh IT??? Have you ever seen such a blazin attempt to rack up posts???

 

[Vieope]

Originally posted by PreMier


Yea, im bored and bumping old topics

Are you trying to be an archaeologist ?

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by butterfly
No doubt huh IT??? Have you ever seen such a blazin attempt to rack up posts???

Maybe once or twice

 

[PreMier]

I figure at this rate, it will take me about 5 yrs to pass up David

 

[derekisdman]

HAHA greatness