Being a fat fuck...

[SFW]

What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?

 

[pitbullguy0101]

i rely on date rape. im getting good at my craft.

 

[Saney]

I used to eat the pain away honestly.. I would actually hide the entire box of Chocolate bars in the closet and eat them so people or family wouldn't notice me running into the kitchen all the time.. They were my crutch in needy times.. which was most of the time.


Somebody hold me

 

[SilentBob187]

i rely on date rape. im getting good at my craft.

Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?

Heh-heh-Allllriiight!

 

[CG]

Date a girl that treats you allright. Then fuck all of her friends. Works wonders for the ego lol

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[CG]

Oh yeah and its cheaper than hookers and drugs and booze. We can't all be charlie sheen, even though we want to be

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[AmM]

What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?

I cry uncontrollably for hours.

 

[OTG85]

I don't know I'm pretty hott and desireable. I will butt out this thread.

 

[Tesla]

Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.

 

[Retlaw]

What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?

I wish i was desirable like that Fantastic Muslim bastard.

 

[Retlaw]

I don't know I'm pretty hott and desireable. I will butt out this thread.

You look like a AIDS victim !

 

[REDDOG309]

This thread not only insults me but it insults every person who wishes he could be
uber jerked and tan like Mr. Fantastico.







Eat your heart out Saney, Me and Johnny are FB pals.

 

[OTG85]

You look like a AIDS victim !

yea okkk you wish you looked like me you old fat prolactin gyno,meth abuseing,your wife left you for mr.f then she comeing to lick the tan off my abs

 

[REDDOG309]

yea okkk you wish you looked like me you old fat prolactin gyno,meth abuseing,your wife left you for mr.f

I thought ontop looked pretty good but I was wondering what was up with the closet full of tranny clothes.

 

[OTG85]

I thought ontop looked pretty good but I was wondering what was up with the closet full of tranny clothes.

geez I'm caught lol thats my friends ole ladys closet

 

[OTG85]

Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.

canola pinning 101

 

[REDDOG309]

geez I'm caught lol thats my friends ole ladys closet

I'm sure it is

 

[OTG85]

I'm sure it is

she pretty hott I would bang here 1st chance I got.She always looking hard

 

[REDDOG309]

Drunk and high
Drunk and high
I don't know
Don't ask me why
I can't gear afford gear
And it won't make me fly
Spending all my money
On a bag of white
I rarely eat
So I'll always be slight
I want to get big
I really do
Once I kick my habit
I'll get big like you.
But until that happens
And I hope its soon
I'll party all night
And wake up at noon

 

[IronAddict]

Drunk and high
Drunk and high
I don't know
Don't ask me why
I can't gear afford gear
And it won't make me fly
Spending all my money
On a bag of white
I rarely eat
So I'll always be slight
I want to get big
I really do
Once I kick my habit
I'll get big like you.
But until that happens
And I hope its soon
I'll party all night
And wake up at noon

Drunk & the white go together like peas & carrots.

 

[OTG85]

Drunk & the white go together like peas & carrots.

agreed

 

[REDDOG309]

Whos got the carrots
Whos got the peas
Open up that baggie
And lay it out please
I need me a ripper
I need me a rail
I want to get wasted
And head down the trail
Lay in the grass
And stare at the stars
When this night is over
there will be scars
People fucking with me
Don't know what they want
Probelby had something to do with
Me calling thier chick a cunt
But she had it coming
Teasing me like that
Coming on to a not big
And calling me fat

 

[OTG85]

Whos got the carrots
Whos got the peas
Open up that baggie
And lay it out please
I need me a ripper
I need me a rail
I want to get wasted
And head down the trail
Lay in the grass
And stare at the stars
When this night is over
there will be scars
People fucking with me
Don't know what they want
Probelby had something to do with
Me calling thier chick a cunt
But she had it coming
Teasing me like that
Coming on to a not big
And calling me fat

great poem sorry about your fatty nb status

 

[Saney]

This thread not only insults me but it insults every person who wishes he could be
uber jerked and tan like Mr. Fantastico.







Eat your heart out Saney, Me and Johnny are FB pals.

This is very upsetting to say the least... Johnny isn't even my friend anymore

 

[SilentBob187]

Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.

Bunch of head band wearing, merlot sippin, PCT kroozin not bigs talking sh*t in here...

This is very upsetting to say the least... Johnny isn't even my friend anymore

You ain't been my friend in over a year...did you unfriend b/c lack of junk pics? BFT all the docking buddy you need?

 

[OTG85]

Bunch of head band wearing, merlot sippin, PCT kroozin not bigs talking sh*t in here...

 

[vortrit]

I have switched to diet, but it's not helping

 

[OTG85]

I have switched to diet, but it's not helping

I would try it

 

[CellarDoor]

Eeeewwwww.....bacon

 

[vortrit]

Eeeewwwww.....bacon

I shouldn't admit it, but I actually had BLT's for dinner. One of the room mates made them and they were fkg slammin'!