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Been going to the same gym for 3 years or so now.. im there 3-7 days a week, so I make a lot of observations.
Here are some:
Water / bubble boys:
The most funny thing I notice, is when newbies start juicing. These guys are usually around 16-19 years old. Before they have even gained a single pound of muscle naturally, they start juicing.. mostly they use dbol, testo & deca (1 of those 3, or more). They get huge... as in.. full of water. For 2-3 months, they walk in the gym like they have the world beneath their feet. They always use a singlet, so they can stare at their own arms. Every time they get the chance, they stare in the mirror, admiring themselves. They are full of themselves.
Im sure 99.5% of these guys haven't heard of AIs.. which is why they are so full of water. When I look at them, all I see is how full of water they are.. Bubble/water boys. They all look like shit, no definition whatsoever. It's even more funny when they lift.. Of course their strength is increasing a lot, but even when "on", they are weak as shit.
When they are done with their cycle, these guys mysteriously disappears from the gym for 3-4 months. Some never comes back.. Those that do come back after these months, they are small. Im not sure if they have gained anything at all. Small & weak.. and now they are on the juice again. It's an evil circle for them. Im sure none of these guys will ever succeed (at the gym that is).
Spinning guys:
This is something I just don't quite understand.. For over 3 years, it has been pretty much the same guys going to spinning lessons. During those 3 years, they still look just as shitty now, as when I first started going to the gym, over 3 years ago. They take spinning lessons 3 times a week, at least.. they buy this "fancy" looking gear (tights)... I hate men in tights, that's just me though.. anyway, the point is... these GUYS LOOK LIKE SHIT, EVEN AFTER 3 YEARS WITH SPINNING. There is only ONE reason I can think of WHY they are doing this... there is a lot of NICE chicks doing spinning also.. im sure that must be the only reason they are going there? I sure hope so. If not: These guys are gaining NOTHING. Sure, maybe they can fuck their wives for 2 min longer..
The smelly ones:
No matter what gym, there is ALWAYS a smelly guy there. I mean... SO SMELLY, that you have to stay at least 10 fucking metres away from him, so you don't puke. This is actually quite annoying... because the gym ain't that big. When the smelly guy finally "quits" going to the gym, a new one comes along a couple of weeks after. I don't understand how they don't know how much they smell? Wow...
He who must lift as much as you, or more:
The same guy that smells like hell, is actually also the kind of guy that must lift as much as me, or more. He is the kind of guy that stares the hell out of you while lifting.. then, after you are done lifting.. He "takes over". Warmup? Fuck that. Lets go straight for 200 kilos in deadlift, with no warmup. With an idiotic technique, he is able to get it up. But when he is trying to put on more, he fails, badly... Im worried he is going to damage himself, but what can I do..
Sorry dude, you are not able to lift what I lift, far from it. Im impresssed he got up 200 kilos though.. But he is an idiot. He barely gets up 200 kilos, then he might put on 20 more kilos... he fails, of course.. then he puts on 20 more kilos again... FAIL.
Have had similiar incidents in benchpress etc also.
The chicks:
I don't know.. I think im blessed at my gym. There are so many nice girls there, it is insane. I always time my cardio, so that I end up doing it between spinning/zumba lessons etc.. Yeah, it's a motivation Chicks in tights are so hot I have no words for it.
(Yeah yeah, maybe not the prettiest face, but you get my point)
Any other observations?
Here are some:
Water / bubble boys:
The most funny thing I notice, is when newbies start juicing. These guys are usually around 16-19 years old. Before they have even gained a single pound of muscle naturally, they start juicing.. mostly they use dbol, testo & deca (1 of those 3, or more). They get huge... as in.. full of water. For 2-3 months, they walk in the gym like they have the world beneath their feet. They always use a singlet, so they can stare at their own arms. Every time they get the chance, they stare in the mirror, admiring themselves. They are full of themselves.
Im sure 99.5% of these guys haven't heard of AIs.. which is why they are so full of water. When I look at them, all I see is how full of water they are.. Bubble/water boys. They all look like shit, no definition whatsoever. It's even more funny when they lift.. Of course their strength is increasing a lot, but even when "on", they are weak as shit.
When they are done with their cycle, these guys mysteriously disappears from the gym for 3-4 months. Some never comes back.. Those that do come back after these months, they are small. Im not sure if they have gained anything at all. Small & weak.. and now they are on the juice again. It's an evil circle for them. Im sure none of these guys will ever succeed (at the gym that is).
Spinning guys:
This is something I just don't quite understand.. For over 3 years, it has been pretty much the same guys going to spinning lessons. During those 3 years, they still look just as shitty now, as when I first started going to the gym, over 3 years ago. They take spinning lessons 3 times a week, at least.. they buy this "fancy" looking gear (tights)... I hate men in tights, that's just me though.. anyway, the point is... these GUYS LOOK LIKE SHIT, EVEN AFTER 3 YEARS WITH SPINNING. There is only ONE reason I can think of WHY they are doing this... there is a lot of NICE chicks doing spinning also.. im sure that must be the only reason they are going there? I sure hope so. If not: These guys are gaining NOTHING. Sure, maybe they can fuck their wives for 2 min longer..
The smelly ones:
No matter what gym, there is ALWAYS a smelly guy there. I mean... SO SMELLY, that you have to stay at least 10 fucking metres away from him, so you don't puke. This is actually quite annoying... because the gym ain't that big. When the smelly guy finally "quits" going to the gym, a new one comes along a couple of weeks after. I don't understand how they don't know how much they smell? Wow...
He who must lift as much as you, or more:
The same guy that smells like hell, is actually also the kind of guy that must lift as much as me, or more. He is the kind of guy that stares the hell out of you while lifting.. then, after you are done lifting.. He "takes over". Warmup? Fuck that. Lets go straight for 200 kilos in deadlift, with no warmup. With an idiotic technique, he is able to get it up. But when he is trying to put on more, he fails, badly... Im worried he is going to damage himself, but what can I do..
Sorry dude, you are not able to lift what I lift, far from it. Im impresssed he got up 200 kilos though.. But he is an idiot. He barely gets up 200 kilos, then he might put on 20 more kilos... he fails, of course.. then he puts on 20 more kilos again... FAIL.
Have had similiar incidents in benchpress etc also.
The chicks:
I don't know.. I think im blessed at my gym. There are so many nice girls there, it is insane. I always time my cardio, so that I end up doing it between spinning/zumba lessons etc.. Yeah, it's a motivation Chicks in tights are so hot I have no words for it.
(Yeah yeah, maybe not the prettiest face, but you get my point)
Any other observations?