jagbender
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Sitting together on a train were Obama,
George W. Bush, a little old lady,
and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few
seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama
has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped
the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried
to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the
blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed, and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can slap the sh*t out of Obama again!