Lean_n_76er's secret fetish.

[mmafiter]

This is an excerpt from his personal "vacuum lover" website;

"Maybe this is all my mothers fault. She used to run the vacuum to get me to sleep when I was a toddler. Maybe somehow this ritual developed my sexual disorder. Don't get me wrong, I am in no way ashamed of this fetish now, instead I want to turn everyone on to the joys of vacuum cleaner sex. Theres just something about these sucking machines that makes me weak in the knees."

What are you doing LEAN???!!!?? Get ahold of yourself man!

 

[david]

Unbelievable!

 

[mesomorphin']

OK, giving head to a Hoover is pretty sick, but if you think that's bad, you should see what he does with his bagless "windtunnel" cyclonic!

 

[kuso]

 

[lean_n_76er]

Chalk one (and only one) up for mmafiter. I'll be back!

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by lean_n_76er
Chalk one (and only one) up for mmafiter. I'll be back!

with what? another vaccum cleaner? burn the motor out or somethin jk

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
with what? another vaccum cleaner? burn the motor out or somethin jk

on man, I`ve got tears running down my face

 

[CRASHMAN]

 

[david]

Crash,

You've been on quite a roll tonight!!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

why thank you dave it's the new head injury it gave me super powers

 

[david]

What pain medicine you on, tonight? Perks? Demoral?

 

[CRASHMAN]

soma

 

[david]

You DRUGGIE!!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

they were perscribed so

 

[david]

That is good then.

 

[CRASHMAN]

yep