Let's Race.........

[Dr. Pain]

I always hate when I post this, my puter gets is puny ass kicked,


last time I posted:

http://www.dslreports.com/stest




But this time let's use:

http://tech.msn.com/internet/speedtest.asp

I'm at 456 kps....come and get me!


DP

 

[w8lifter]

527.1 Kbps <---does that mean I kicked your ass?

 

[Dr. Pain]

No it means SoP has fucked up my puter....and you're not loaded down w/porn anymore


DP

 

[w8lifter]

Otherwise known as...I kicked your ass

 

[Dr. Pain]

Funny woman.......watchout....the whole site is about to kick our ass......and the sign "Slow...Children Playing" will apply to us!

DP

 

[urso8up]

1004.9 Kbps this is what mine said does this mea i have fast or what

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by Dr. Pain
Funny woman.......watchout....the whole site is about to kick our ass......and the sign "Slow...Children Playing" will apply to us!

DP

That's funny! lol

 

[Tboy]

First test: 1357.6 kbps
Second test: 1374.4 kbps
Third test: 1456.1 kbps

I think my proxy may be caching it...

What do I win?

 

[Rusty]

747.7...at 0830hrs CST when everone and their brother is checking their e-mail.

 

[Dr. Pain]

Originally posted by Tboy


What do I win?

She's about to give a group......

"Ya'll SUCK! "

DP

 

[Hammerlynn]

801.1 Kbps but when I go home it's back to dial up

 

[I Are Baboon]

3171.8 kbps

I have no idea what that means.

 

[Dr. Pain]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
3171.8 kbps

I have no idea what that means.

T1 connection probably! And you doubly suck!

DP

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by Dr. Pain
T1 connection probably! And you doubly suck!

DP

I figured it was pretty good, based on this graphic.

 

[Tboy]

That means you are smoking everybody so far.

It also means that you can download porn 2.33 x faster than me
6.01 x faster than W8 and 9.92 faster than DP. (I think I figured it out right )

 

[KataMaStEr]

I ordered cable internet from earthlink, I should be on in about 2 weeks. You know like the saying goes, save the best for last . Nahh but Babbon still takes it, earthlink is only about 2mbps

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by Dr. Pain
She's about to give a group......

"Ya'll SUCK! "

DP

OMG!

 

[Dr. Pain]

Originally posted by Tboy
That means you are smoking everybody so far.

It also means that you can download porn 2.33 x faster than me
6.01 x faster than W8 and 9.92 faster than DP. (I think I figured it out right )

I think w8 has a special "Porn Acceller8or Card"

Ok...gonna try it on the work puter....see everyone in about 5 minutes/hours

DP

 

[Max. Q]

I got 554.3 at 09:30 / 12-31-02

 

[Dr. Pain]

I hereby declare that the S L O W E ST time wins!




____ Connection_Type___ _ Connection Speed Faster_Providers_In_Your_Area
_ 19.8 Kbps _ __19.8_kbps

OK...losers...beat that!

DP

 

[I Are Baboon]

Come on, ya bunch of SLOW MOFOS!!!!

 

[Max. Q]

WOW!! What a difference!! When I did the first test I was logged on to AOL and WinMX, I got a speed of 554.3

With just the browser I got: 1854.5

 

[Dr. Pain]

Here's my technique........if I run two windows and really strain this little bitch, first I turn off the Avi's (just noticed w8's changed ) and Sigs.......I click, send, submit, whatever...then I have time to go w8 on a customer, go pee, or make food....and when I come back...the page is almost loaded!

DP

 

[Dr. Pain]

BTW....the first URL...if you just go to

http://www.dslreports.com

Then go to tools...there are a bunch of "free" tweaking options for your puter...I understand CNET has some too.

Maybe the tekkies here can advise?

DP

 

[Rissole]

41.3 Kbps :wooooo hoooooo: Look out spead demon in town

 

[Dr. Pain]

OK...somebody was drunk and they changed the url into some weird loop....try the first one.

DP

 

[Mudge]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I figured it was pretty good, based on this graphic.

Thats more than a T1, in theory I'm 3mbit down and 1mbit up BUT I dont see where in the frig are you guys clicking to get it to do the actual test?

 

[Mudge]

From DSL Reports to Megapath

2003-01-01 10:48:19 EST: 1145 / 763
Your download speed : 1145623 bps, or 1145 kbps.
A 139.8 KB/sec transfer rate.
Your upload speed : 763747 bps, or 763 kbps.
Seems like broadband .. above the 1mbit barrier!

LA
2003-01-01 10:49:06 EST: 1302 / 753
Your download speed : 1302258 bps, or 1302 kbps.
A 158.9 KB/sec transfer rate.
Your upload speed : 753674 bps, or 753 kbps.
Seems like broadband .. above the 1mbit barrier!

As you can see, my upstream is kick ass, great for the times that I use it. RCN is my ISP.

 

[Dr. Pain]

Ok...you suck too

DP

 

[ALBOB]

2003-01-02 12:11:46 EST: 1529 / 1465
Your download speed : 1529757 bps, or 1529 kbps.
A 186.7 KB/sec transfer rate.
Your upload speed : 1465559 bps, or 1465 kbps.
Seems like broadband .. above the 1mbit barrier!


This is at work. I usually don't even bother when I go home to my lame old dial-up.