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Vibrant

Vibrant

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ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me:)" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order:ohyeah::clapping::rocker::clap::evil::adore::jacks::hot::dancer:

when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks:( but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy:)
 
lmfao thats badass! Got mine a couple days ago aswell, glad were both stoked!
 
Good news on the gear, bad news on the girl LOL. Buy her some flowers!!
 
LMFAO i literally laughed out loud when i read your post. The reason being is that I would probably push my girl out of the way too. They don't understand lol glad you got your shit
 
Congratzz to all with good news!:ohyeah:
 
that's ok. it will be the last boner you have for a while from what i hear. at least her being mad will prevent those awkward situations :coffee:












j/k :) funny originality on i got my stuff post.
 
lmao!!!!!!!!!! glad you got your order bro. i was in the same boat as you and it finally came
 
Vibrant said:
ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me:)" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order:ohyeah::clapping::rocker::clap::evil::adore::jacks::hot::dancer:

when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks:( but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy:)
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sounds like you need some tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you? :winkfinger:
 
bmw said:
sounds like you need some tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you? :winkfinger:
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Lol its the gift that keeps on giving!:callme: haha!
 
IML Gear Cream!
Vibrant said:
ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me:)" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order:ohyeah::clapping::rocker::clap::evil::adore::jacks::hot::dancer:

when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks:( but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy:)
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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::clapping::clapping: man i needed a good laugh!!!
 
BigD4life said:
LMFAO i literally laughed out loud when i read your post. The reason being is that I would probably push my girl out of the way too. They don't understand lol glad you got your shit
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omfg if i pushed my girl out of the way especially for gear.... she would fucking throw me out the window.:nail:
 
Little Wing said:
that's ok. it will be the last boner you have for a while from what i hear. at least her being mad will prevent those awkward situations :coffee:
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Since i'm in the doghouse right now, how about I come over and prove to you that everything works as advertised.:winkfinger: I guarantee that you won't regret it.:callme:

bmw said:
sounds like you need so:winkfinger:me tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you? :winkfinger:
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I'd prefer with reps that way I'll be shocked more cause I won't expect it:winkfinger:

sofargone561 said:
omfg if i pushed my girl out of the way especially for gear.... she would fucking throw me out the window.:nail:
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Looks like you've been without gear too long if your girl can throw you out the window, hopefully naps can take care of that:thumbs:
 
Vibrant said:
ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me:)" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order:ohyeah::clapping::rocker::clap::evil::adore::jacks::hot::dancer:

when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks:( but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy:)
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This made me LOL haha

Gear > nagging girlfriend

Was this old GP gear or a new order???
 
Lmfao. Nice title. Awesome news though bro!

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IML Gear Cream!
The lil lady knows better...actually she is just as happy when I get packages in....that is like a green light to hit me up for some clothes or shoes : /
 
bmw said:
by the way...PICS or the boner didn't happen!!!
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I don't think anyone other than you wants to sees pic of my boner.

how about some hot women instead:


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Vibrant said:
ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me:)" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order:ohyeah::clapping::rocker::clap::evil::adore::jacks::hot::dancer:

when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks:( but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy:)
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good for u ngr ..
 
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