mmafiter
Banned Member
Ok fuqqers! I've been forced to create a new series to deal with all the freaks on this board, who continue to mock me.
I bring you......Ironmag - Park!
The cast:
DaMayor
If being the first to come out was a race, we have a winner:
DaMayor, the beloved Astroglide mascot, has come out of the closet.
I found this out the old-fashioned way. The popular mascot wrote a sexually explicit letter to me, where he professed adoration and lust for my person.
???I find you very hot. You are the man I???ve been waiting for,??? DaMayor wrote, as his current lover gripped his shoulders tightly and tested a newly formed flavour of Astroglide.
When asked, the company refused comment on the sexuality of its mascot. DaMayor himself could not comment, but gesticulated wildly, leading to further speculation that he is indeed gay.
Clues? They are so plentiful it???s hard to believe. I have listed several below.
1) Lives in South Carolina, where there appears to be a law against men being exclusively heterosexual.
2) No mascot wife listed in guidebook, where he lists brunch and tea dance and two of his hobbies.
3) Dances, arms flailing above him, to Kylie Minogue songs, gyrating his hips like few other heavy, middle-aged guys can.
4) Recently seen at male stripper bar in Gay Village of Montreal, getting a lap dance from stripper who, interestingly enough, goes by the name Tank316!.
5) Did I mention he lives in South Carolina?
I bring you......Ironmag - Park!
The cast:
DaMayor
If being the first to come out was a race, we have a winner:
DaMayor, the beloved Astroglide mascot, has come out of the closet.
I found this out the old-fashioned way. The popular mascot wrote a sexually explicit letter to me, where he professed adoration and lust for my person.
???I find you very hot. You are the man I???ve been waiting for,??? DaMayor wrote, as his current lover gripped his shoulders tightly and tested a newly formed flavour of Astroglide.
When asked, the company refused comment on the sexuality of its mascot. DaMayor himself could not comment, but gesticulated wildly, leading to further speculation that he is indeed gay.
Clues? They are so plentiful it???s hard to believe. I have listed several below.
1) Lives in South Carolina, where there appears to be a law against men being exclusively heterosexual.
2) No mascot wife listed in guidebook, where he lists brunch and tea dance and two of his hobbies.
3) Dances, arms flailing above him, to Kylie Minogue songs, gyrating his hips like few other heavy, middle-aged guys can.
4) Recently seen at male stripper bar in Gay Village of Montreal, getting a lap dance from stripper who, interestingly enough, goes by the name Tank316!.
5) Did I mention he lives in South Carolina?