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The Benefits of sex

Burner02

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You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.




Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?



1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.



2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.



3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.



4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.



6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.



9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.



10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 
Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............:twitch:

I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............:hair:
 
Originally posted by katie64
Where did you get this...................I definitely agree with most of it...........interesting...............:twitch:

I have all the symptoms of NOT GETTING ANY............:hair:

I know things...
:)
 
Ha ha ha :D I got this in an email the other day. Pretty cool. I am not too sure it is all correct, though. :lol:
 
this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...
 
Originally posted by Burner02
this mean you want to conduct some 'scientific' research?
I will gladly be your 'guinea pig'...


:lol: Nah...thats ok. I'll trust you this time. :D
 
ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
:)
 
Originally posted by Burner02
ok..just trying to give you a 'lending' hand.....
:)

Yea, but I don't know where that hands been!
puke.gif
 
ha ha...I washed....soap-n-water-n-ever'thing!
 
see...I let DP, GP and all them give the expert nutricional and weight lifting advice. I take care of what I can....
:)
 
we all have our places....
:D
 
:D
 
Originally posted by Burner02
......
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
......

Take note ladies....
you have to use a new
and improved LIE now:D

Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts:thumb:

*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
 
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Re: Re: The Benefits of sex

Originally posted by DFINEST
Take note ladies....
you have to use a new
and improved LIE now:D

Laughing so fuqqin' hard my face hurts:thumb:

But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in :lol:

:shrug:
 
Re: Re: Re: The Benefits of sex

Originally posted by buff_tat2d_chick
But an aspirin doesn't leave a wet spot to sleep in :lol:

:shrug:

Are you AFRAID of getting WET?;)


*************************************

Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama
 
it's also good for the immune system. Sex stimulates the release and production of fighters in the immune system because the body is fighting off the germs of the foreign person, and therefore stick around to fight other infections
 
Originally posted by Rusty
That problem can be rectified...........;) :eek:
Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,:evil: :evil: :evil:
 
Originally posted by katie64
Nevermind............I'll take care of it myself,:evil: :evil: :evil:

BWHAAAAAHAAAAA......*in his best elementary school vioce*
Rusty ain't gettin' none! Rusty ain't gettin' none!
:hehe:
Wait a minute......neither is DaMayor....:grumble:
 
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