Money...

[DFINEST]

MONEY


It can buy a House...............But not a Home


It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep


It can buy a Clock................But not Time


It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge


It can buy you a Position......But not Respect


It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health


It can buy you Blood............But not Life


It can buy you Sex..............But not Love


So you see money isn't everything.


And it often causes pain and suffering.


I tell you all this because I am your Friend,


and as your Friend I want to take away


your pain and suffering..............


So send me all your money..........


And I will suffer for you.


CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!


Thought this was gonna be one of those


"Inspirational" ones, didn't you????


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Once a task you first begun,
Never finished until it???s done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all!
- Big Mama

 

[david]

 

[mmafiter]

Money can also buy you hookers and beer!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

LET ME CHANGE THAT A LIL

MONEY


It can buy a House...............But not a Home

- they are the same thing


It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep

-It can buy you sleep pills


It can buy a Clock................But not Time

- my friend here has never heard of a time machine dumbass


It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge

- Buy you tutoring


It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

- if you got a postion can't you fire the people that don't respect you? they'll learn how to respect u really quick

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

- can get you a personal trainer to get you overweight rich ass in shape


It can buy you Blood............But not Life

- Lifes overated unless your rich


It can buy you Sex..............But not Love

- I've met tons of girls who loves guys for their money

 

[david]

Originally posted by mmafiter
Money can also buy you hookers and beer!!

Hookers and beers?

And for a bonus, you get crabs, psyphilis and gonnorhea... aids and any other STD's!

 

[naturaltan]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
LET ME CHANGE THAT A LIL

MONEY

It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

- if you got a postion can't you fire the people that don't respect you? they'll learn how to respect u really quick