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Sergeant Bulk Goes to Prom

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Sergeant Bulk Goes to Prom


As you may already know, I was discharged from the Marine Corps a couple of months ago. After 3 tours in Afghanistan, over 200 confirmed kills, and multiple gun shots to the head (one in which is still lodged inside my skull), the Corps said I was no longer fit for duty. You see, the bullet inside my head causes me to go into full blown alpha male rages. They are triggered by AFC's and beta ectomorphs who like to do bicep curls in the squat rack.

After my discharge from the Corps, Sergeant Bulk decided to take some time off and concentrate on bodybuilding and getting jacked with my little brother at the gym before I went back to school. I'm going back to school to get my ph.d. I felt like my Masters degree in Alphanomics just wasn't good enough for me.

My brother is an 18 year old high school senior who weighs 245 lbs, 6'5 ft tall, with an impressive body fat percentage of 5%. Prom was coming up and he needed to be in top shape so he can score with as many HB10's as he can.

There have been a number of gang related incidents at his school lately and they wanted extra security at the prom to keep the kids safe. The principal knew I had just returned from Afghanistan so he reluctantly asked me to chaperone the prom.

The principal, Mr. Schwartz, doesn't like me too much ever since I banged his wife with my 9 inch cock when I was home on leave a few years ago. It was during half time at my brothers football game. She saw me sitting a few rows in front of her and she was mirin my flaring lats and my strong jaw. Shy and a little nervous she said to me,

"Hi. Umm, I saw you and I couldn't help but notice you have really big muscles. You're Sergeant Bulk right? Anyways, I just wanted to come over and introduce myself. It's not every day I run into a big strong alpha male such as yourself."

I replied, "That's nice sugar tits. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to watch. Now get the fuck out of my face."

"I'll make it worth your while," she said with a look on her face that screamed "fuck me like my husband never could."

I don't like a bish that doesn't listen and I felt an alpha rage boiling up inside me. I saw halftime was about to start and I had nothing better else to do, so I took her into the short bus that was parked in the parking lot and fucked her like she's never been fucked before. After I was done, I spelled my initials across her tits with my man chowder.

After we finished, we saw her husband, Mr. Schwartz, had been sitting in the bus the whole time and he was crying hysterically about what he had just seen. He was sitting in the bus because he needed a place to sit and reflect about why he can't satisfy his wife the way she needs him to. Hopefully he learned
a few tips from watching us.

Fast forward to prom night..the night was young and I was ready to bust some skulls if I needed to. The bullet inside my head was throbbing and and I was surrounded by a room full of manlets and AFC's who don't even lift. A full blown alpha rage was stirring up. My testosterone levels were through the roof and it's been months since I've killed me a man. There are only two ways for me to get rid of an alpha rage, either knock someone out with my 20 inch biceps or plant my seed in a HB10.

In front of me was a sexy little blonde with a nice round ass and Double D tits twerking on her beta male boyfriend; a wrestler who thinks he's hard because he weighs 210 with 25% body fat. This cocky little shit looked up at me and asked me to hold his drink for him. That was it, I reached my breaking point and it was time for this kid to pay. Letting out a huge alpha roar, the whole student body stopped and stared as I ripped the sleeves off my tuxedo and proceeded towards the kid who was about to meet his maker. I grabbed him by the throat, raised him 5 feet off the ground and threw him 50 yards across the room.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Sergeant Bulk?" Screamed Mr. Schwartz and his butch looking Assistant Principal.

I replied "when you mess with the bull, you get the horns."

"I want you out of here! I thought you might actually keep the kids safe but I was wrong!" Cried Mr. Schwartz.

It was fine. I was ready to bail anyway. The only reason I agreed to chaperone was in case my little bro needed my help burying the body of any boyfriend that tried to stop him from stealing his girl.

I ripped off my tuxedo and stripped down to nothing except my bikini bottom I wear during bodybuilding competitions and I exited the building. The blonde who's boyfriend I established my alpha dominance against, followed me out to my car.

"The fuck do you want?", I grunted to her.

"Well, um, tonight was supposed to be the night I lost my virginity. Now that my boyfriend is going to be on life support for the rest of his life, I was hoping you would deflower me."

The night had been a complete waste so I decided I would at least get something out of it. I took her back to my place to fuck her til she passed out. When we got to my place I was in for a surprise. There was my brother on my couch and he had Mrs. Schwartz bent over while he was nailing her like the dirty little slut that she is.

Normally I would be pissed about my brother bringing a bish back to my place and getting cum stains on my couch, but this was too legendary to be mad about. We banged our chicks and then we watched them bang each other. We topped the night off by making a toast over a couple bottles of whey protein shakes.
 
super cool story bro

it was like almost like I was there
 
Sergeant Bulk Goes to Prom


As you may already know, I was discharged from the Marine Corps a couple of months ago. After 3 tours in Afghanistan, over 200 confirmed kills, and multiple gun shots to the head (one in which is still lodged inside my skull), the Corps said I was no longer fit for duty. You see, the bullet inside my head causes me to go into full blown alpha male rages. They are triggered by AFC's and beta ectomorphs who like to do bicep curls in the squat rack.

After my discharge from the Corps, Sergeant Bulk decided to take some time off and concentrate on bodybuilding and getting jacked with my little brother at the gym before I went back to school. I'm going back to school to get my ph.d. I felt like my Masters degree in Alphanomics just wasn't good enough for me.

My brother is an 18 year old high school senior who weighs 245 lbs, 6'5 ft tall, with an impressive body fat percentage of 5%. Prom was coming up and he needed to be in top shape so he can score with as many HB10's as he can.

There have been a number of gang related incidents at his school lately and they wanted extra security at the prom to keep the kids safe. The principal knew I had just returned from Afghanistan so he reluctantly asked me to chaperone the prom.

The principal, Mr. Schwartz, doesn't like me too much ever since I banged his wife with my 9 inch cock when I was home on leave a few years ago. It was during half time at my brothers football game. She saw me sitting a few rows in front of her and she was mirin my flaring lats and my strong jaw. Shy and a little nervous she said to me,

"Hi. Umm, I saw you and I couldn't help but notice you have really big muscles. You're Sergeant Bulk right? Anyways, I just wanted to come over and introduce myself. It's not every day I run into a big strong alpha male such as yourself."

I replied, "That's nice sugar tits. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to watch. Now get the fuck out of my face."

"I'll make it worth your while," she said with a look on her face that screamed "fuck me like my husband never could."

I don't like a bish that doesn't listen and I felt an alpha rage boiling up inside me. I saw halftime was about to start and I had nothing better else to do, so I took her into the short bus that was parked in the parking lot and fucked her like she's never been fucked before. After I was done, I spelled my initials across her tits with my man chowder.

After we finished, we saw her husband, Mr. Schwartz, had been sitting in the bus the whole time and he was crying hysterically about what he had just seen. He was sitting in the bus because he needed a place to sit and reflect about why he can't satisfy his wife the way she needs him to. Hopefully he learned
a few tips from watching us.

Fast forward to prom night..the night was young and I was ready to bust some skulls if I needed to. The bullet inside my head was throbbing and and I was surrounded by a room full of manlets and AFC's who don't even lift. A full blown alpha rage was stirring up. My testosterone levels were through the roof and it's been months since I've killed me a man. There are only two ways for me to get rid of an alpha rage, either knock someone out with my 20 inch biceps or plant my seed in a HB10.

In front of me was a sexy little blonde with a nice round ass and Double D tits twerking on her beta male boyfriend; a wrestler who thinks he's hard because he weighs 210 with 25% body fat. This cocky little shit looked up at me and asked me to hold his drink for him. That was it, I reached my breaking point and it was time for this kid to pay. Letting out a huge alpha roar, the whole student body stopped and stared as I ripped the sleeves off my tuxedo and proceeded towards the kid who was about to meet his maker. I grabbed him by the throat, raised him 5 feet off the ground and threw him 50 yards across the room.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Sergeant Bulk?" Screamed Mr. Schwartz and his butch looking Assistant Principal.

I replied "when you mess with the bull, you get the horns."

"I want you out of here! I thought you might actually keep the kids safe but I was wrong!" Cried Mr. Schwartz.

It was fine. I was ready to bail anyway. The only reason I agreed to chaperone was in case my little bro needed my help burying the body of any boyfriend that tried to stop him from stealing his girl.

I ripped off my tuxedo and stripped down to nothing except my bikini bottom I wear during bodybuilding competitions and I exited the building. The blonde who's boyfriend I established my alpha dominance against, followed me out to my car.

"The fuck do you want?", I grunted to her.

"Well, um, tonight was supposed to be the night I lost my virginity. Now that my boyfriend is going to be on life support for the rest of his life, I was hoping you would deflower me."

The night had been a complete waste so I decided I would at least get something out of it. I took her back to my place to fuck her til she passed out. When we got to my place I was in for a surprise. There was my brother on my couch and he had Mrs. Schwartz bent over while he was nailing her like the dirty little slut that she is.

Normally I would be pissed about my brother bringing a bish back to my place and getting cum stains on my couch, but this was too legendary to be mad about. We banged our chicks and then we watched them bang each other. We topped the night off by making a toast over a couple bottles of whey protein shakes.
So what were the dudes names you brought home that night???
 
I love the Bb dot com speak
 
I hate negging war heros
 
:coffee:
 
I hate negging war heros

I just don't quite understand. Is this newb cereal? Also, is anyone's attention span long enough to read that shit? What is that shit? An excerpt from War and Peace?
 
I have no problem negging anyone but...this is the most interesting thing to come out of AG in days, possibly weeks...
so I'm hoping it plays out well and someone eventually melts
 
I also killed over 1000 people, most with my judo... [here's the proof]
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I don't have a brother but my cock is bigger than yours..
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Mr Schwartz daughter loves my jizzzzzz ..... [goes without saying]
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I am a freak of Bodybuilding Nature... [ask my mommy]

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and i lived happily ever after.....[thank you jesus]



 
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thats not a bad looking penis...but whats that growing off the side of it...a wart? a skin tag?
 
i feel like negging for trying to get me to read that much
 
Sergeant Gimp Goes to Prom


As you may already know, I played couterstrike alot. After 3 years of having no life, still sucking at the game, and unable to pay my electric bill my landlord kicked my broke loser ass out. You see, the empty space inside my head is like the void between my legs. They are there because my mother was a 20cent crack whore.

After losing my pad, Sergeant Gimp decided to take some time off and concentrate on sucking cock at the park for food and getting fucked in the ass with my little brother in the bushes before I went back to school. I'm going back to school to learn how to fill a burger king job application form out correctly. I felt like my Masters degree in being a lying homo just wasn't good enough for me.

My brother is an 18 year old high school tranny who weighs 105 lbs, 4'5 ft tall, with an impressive 5inch cock i like to fondle. Prom was coming up and he needed to suck some teacher cock to get the $1.25 he needed to gain entry.

There have been a number of gay related incidents at his school lately and they wanted extra homos at the prom to keep the kids spent. The principal knew I was homeless so he reluctantly asked me to chaperone the prom.

The principal, Mr. Schwartz, doesn't like me too much ever since I banged his son with my 4 inch cock when I wass stoned a few years ago. It was during half time at my brothers STD clinc checkup. He saw me sitting a few rows in front of him and he was mirin my flaring fat gut and my slack jaw. Shy and a little nervous he said to me,

"Hi. Umm, I saw you and I couldn't help but notice you have really strong lips. You're Sergeant Gimp right? Anyways, I just wanted to come over and introduce myself. It's not every day I run into a lose assed random blow job male such as yourself."

I replied, "That's nice sugar dick. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gay porn to watch or get the fuck on my face."

"I'll make it worth your while," he said with a look on his face that screamed "fuck me like my father never could."

I don't like a homo that doesn't listen and I felt an a zulu rage boiling up inside me. I saw halftime was about to start and the doctors had gone to get more anal swabs. I had nothing better else to do, so I took him into the short bus that was parked in the parking lot and fucked him like he's been fucked before. After I was done, I spelled my initials across his ass with my man chowder.

After we finished, we saw his father, Mr. Schwartz, had been sitting in the bus the whole time and he was crying hysterically about what he had just seen. He was sitting in the bus because he needed a place to sit and reflect about why he can't satisfy his son the way he needs him to. Hopefully he learned
a few tips from watching us.

Fast forward to prom night..the night was young and I was ready to empty some balls if I needed to. The sperm inside my throat was congealing and and I was surrounded by a room full of boys which gave me the hardest boner. A full blown zulu rage was stirring up. My estrogen levels were through the roof and it's been months since I've had more then 3 men cum up my ass. There are only two ways for me to get rid of an zulu rage, either suck someone off with my 2 inch thick lips or plant my seed in a young boys ass.

In front of me was a sexy little bloke with a nice round ass and sexy lips shaking his ass for his beta male boyfriend; a ballet dancer who thinks he's hard because he weighs 125 with 25% body fat. This cocky little shit looked up at me and asked me to hold his dick for him. That was it, I reached my breaking point and it was time for this kid to pay. Letting out a huge zulu roar, the whole student body stopped and stared as I ripped my pants off my tuxedo and proceeded towards the kid who was about to meet his taker. I grabbed him by the cock, raised him 1/104 feet off the ground and turned him upside down for a standing 69.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Sergeant Gimp?" Screamed Mr. Schwartz and his butch looking Assistant Principal.

I replied "when you mess with the bull, you get the cock."

"I want you out of here! I thought you might actually save some kids asshole for me but I was wrong!" Cried Mr. Schwartz.

It was fine. I was ready to bail anyway. The only reason I agreed to chaperone was in case my little bro needed my help burying the cock of any boyfriend that suffer from delayed ejeculation.

I ripped off my tuxedo and stripped down to nothing except my bikini bottom I wear during gay showtime competitions and I exited the building. The blonde boy who's ass i came in, followed me out to my car.

"The fuck do you want?", I grunted to him.

"Well, um, tonight was supposed to be the night I got my genital warts sucked off. Now that my boyfriend is going to be on gay welfare support for the rest of his life, I was hoping you would use ur warts to rub mine off"

The night had been a complete waste so I decided I would at least get something out of it. I took him back to my place to fuck him til he passed out. When we got to my place I was in for a surprise. There was my brother on my couch and he had Mr. Schwartz right up his loose ass.

Normally I would be pissed about my brother bringing a old cock back to my place and getting cum stains on my couch, but this was too legendary to be mad about. We banged our guys and then we watched them bang each other. We topped the night off by making a toast over a couple bottles of whey protein and cum shakes.

^ i feel sick..........
 
WTF you doing hanging out at the prom anyway? Sounds a little molesty....
 
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