A male pro golfer is in a serious car wreck. His right arm is severly damaged and the doctor tells him it has to be removed but that he has good news. Now the golfer thinks, great I'm going to loose my arm. What could be good news? The doctor tells him he has an arm he could transplant on him but it is a female arm. He said with your permission I can proceed. THe guy thinks about it. He knows if he doesn't, he will never play golf again, so he decides to do it. A year later he runs into the doctor on the golf course. Doc ask him how his arm is. The man replies "great, golf game has never been better, and my touch is better and I'm putting better than ever before. But there is one promlem doc. Everytime I start to jack off, I get a headache!"