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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(9) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks
like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
 
:rofl: Those are hillarious
 
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks
like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
My fav!
 
Originally posted by BabsieGirl
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

that was me!
good shit haha
 
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8

LOL, who wants to bet young Theodore changes his mind in the next 8 years or so. ;)
 
lmaooooo!!!!!!!! :rofl:
 
:funny:

Too funny
 
Really Funny
I've got to show this to my hubby!


Sona
 
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Originally posted by Stickboy
LOL, who wants to bet young Theodore changes his mind in the next 8 years or so. ;)
:laugh:
 
lol that was a interesting article although i dont know if it was by kids either i dont remember being that smart when i was that age
 
Hahahahhaahhahhahhhahahahhahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahaa
 
Well I'm not sure, it could be but then again it could also not be :hmmm:
 
Funny and sad at the same time
 
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