Have you ever heard

[greekblondechic]

the expression "Chaps my ass" Whilst on the phone with a certain southern friend, he mentioned something pissing him off but he used the phrase "it chaps my ass" I found this hilarious, and also coined the term "chapstick my ass" He was surprised I never heard of it before, so as promised I am doing a poll to see if anybody else has









P.S. I'm not naming names

 

[PreMier]

I am not southern!

oh, and I have heard of it

 

[greekblondechic]

Chapstick my ass for me Jakey will ya?

 

[Minotaur]

I'm from New Jersey and I've heard it. Of course, the voices say all kinds of things. j/k

 

[GoalGetter]

the expression "Chaps my ass" Whilst on the phone with a certain southern friend, he mentioned something pissing him off but he used the phrase "it chaps my ass" I found this hilarious, and also coined the term "chapstick my ass" He was surprised I never heard of it before, so as promised I am doing a poll to see if anybody else has

P.S. I'm not naming names

I say that all the time. I have no idea where I picked it up. It's not exactly somethign Cubans in Miami say. But I've been saying it forever.

Mostly for my own amusement.

 

[ALBOB]

I thought it was a pretty common saying.

 

[MaxMirkin]

I thought it was a pretty common saying.

It is when you're around.

 

[maniclion]

I've heard 'chaps my hide' of course I grew up in Houston.

 

[nikegurl]

i've never heard anyone say it but i'm familiar with the phrase...probably from reading.
i'm a tremendous book worm/geek

 

[ALBOB]

It is when you're around.

Good one......................................................asshole.

 

[Weight39]

I'm only familiar w/ it because of "dumb and dumber".

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Im in Texas, and i've never heard of it

 

[BoneCrusher]

i've never heard anyone say it but i'm familiar with the phrase...probably from reading.
i'm a tremendous book worm/geek

Easily 5,000 books ...

 

[MaxMirkin]

Im in Texas, and i've never heard of it

Texas version - "Hey [insert part one of close relative's first name]-[insert part two of close relative's first name], is yo' ass a-chappin'? Cause ma dick's on fire! [insert laugh indicative of speaker's desire to repeat last night's family interaction]."

 

[JLB001]

My mom would use it. LOL

 

[kuso]

Never heard it but greekblondechic, you can what you like with my ass.....as a trade.

 

[Mudge]

"That really chaps my hide" used to be on a salsa commercial I believe. I've used it but not regularly.

 

[Pepper]

I have heard it but I prefer "eats my shorts"

 

[Jeanie]

I've never said it but have heard it. I prefer "that really pisses me off"

 

[ALBOB]

Ya' know what really burns my ass?

A flame about three feet high.

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

yall wouldnt be laughing if you ever had a chapped ass, beleive me, if anyone knows its me

 

[SinisterMinister]

I never heard it before but I've often said, "That really burns my balls" when I'm upset about something.