Thought for the Day

[JLB001]

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
is where shitty ideas come from.

 

[GoalGetter]

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that
is where shitty ideas come from.

Hmmm.

I know some people who claim they never fart.

This theory explains a hell of a lot about them.

 

[Luke9583]

And vice versa, I know some people that claim to fart alot! This all makes sense now.

 

[BritChick]

Hmmm my husband farts incessantly... something is wrong with this theory!

 

[GoalGetter]

And vice versa, I know some people that claim to fart alot! This all makes sense now.

Yes, it explains why I don't have any shitty ideas. It's ok. You can say it. It's a compliment. hahahaha!

 

[Luke9583]

:bounce:

I finally have an excuse to bust ass.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.

 

[GoalGetter]

Y'all are just overflowing with ideas this morning.

It must be the fiber.

 

[Luke9583]

I tried eating four protein shakes at once

 

[JLB001]

Hmm...well everyone could drink some poopy tea and have no more poopy issues.

 

[Little Wing]

hmmm Bush's Baked Beans. Are they trying to tell the president something?

 

[Luke9583]

"only my dog knows the secret, and he's not telling"

 

[maniclion]

Brain Farts Suck