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OK so now we have a "new guy" in two threads starting and/or getting shit with and/or from people. Can't we knock off the argueing and just talk about politics like we used too? I truely believe we fought LESS then than we do now ... :D

It's starting to get old. Actually has gotten old. A while back. :cry:
 
Witmaster said:
Hello there ?souped_up?,



I apologize for my belated response. It?s movie night here at the house and I was otherwise engaged with far more important commitments.



Before I begin I?d like to apologize to njc as it appears we may be hijacking this thread for reasons other than he intended. Now, to the matter at hand?.



Well, for starters I don?t recall ever saying you were ?so dumb? but then, after reviewing your narrow-sighted responses to previous posts it really doesn?t surprise me that you would jump to such a hasty and forgone conclusion.



I thought your reaction to gococksDJS in the "Masturbation_Buddie" thread was a bit paranoid. I mean, his post was funny; your reaction seemed to be rooted more in denial and embarrassment than anything else. Better you should have just said, ?Yea that sure sounded gay? and just let it go but it appeared you were more afraid of being ?called out? and more interested in starting dissention and strife than anything else.



Then there is the whole, statement. I mean, what the hell does that mean? Are you going to continue to dish out more unsolicited drive-by commentary and insults to people or are you going to magically appear at my doorstep? If you want to issue threats, try to be realistic and realize the reality of your situation and also, try not to be so vague.



Now aside from your silly little threats it appears that nearly every other post you make is some sort of apologetic defense of your (self proclaimed) heterosexuality. Again, it almost seems like paranoid delusion or obsession in the way you continually seem to be compelled to defend your ?hetro? status. It?s pathetic, and almost comical.



You seem to repeat yourself a lot. I?ve seen the words ?LIFE? and ?LIVING? used a lot in your posts. You also like to CAPITOLIZE every OTHER word. I guess in your world that proves a point somehow.



You also mention ?PURE MUSCLE? a lot. What exactly are you trying to say or imply here? Pure Muscle, as in, the absence of fat; or ?pure muscle?, as in, the absence of steroids? Maybe ?pure muscle?, meaning really, really buff?



I could go on here but I?ll summarize?



I honestly haven?t seen you really offer anything of any real value to this forum. Now it is entirely possible that you may surprise us but so far all I?ve seen you do is bastardize member?s names and flame them with insults and half-assed retorts. Combine this with your rhetorical (paranoid) tendencies to proclaim your heterosexuality and admirations for ?pure muscle? and, quite frankly, you leave most people with the belief that you are either a complete fraud, a homosexual battling with denial or just plain hollow and lacking in any substantial or relevant substance.


Hi whipmaster,

Im not John H. You seem to not have read anything on my profile or are TOO stupid to comprehend. I say A LOT of things in John H style as a PARODY. Thanks for taking the time to type all that up - I guess....


Take Care, Souped_up
 
First, I never said you were John H

Second, you asked for an explanation

That was kinda weak there S.U. but then, I really didn't expect much from you.
 
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Witmaster said:
First, I never said you were John H

Second, you asked for an explanation

That was kinda weak there S.U. but then, I really didn't expect much from you.

Hi weakmaster. NOTHING I say is weak - TRUTHFULLY. Apparently you are RETARDED and can't see what PARODY means. Either that or you are mad that you had to make such a long post on me only to find out some stuff is just a PARODY of John H. TDGC, Souped_up
 
Im surprized this hasn't become a fight yet.
 
ihateschoolmt said:
Im surprized this hasn't become a fight yet.

Hi ihatedrool,

It CERTAINLY could become one - ABSOLUTELY! MANY have tried to "take me"down. While I wasn't always "successful" they LEARNED not to mess with me down the road - HONESTLY.

Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
 
min0 lee said:
I guess were being mature about. Not taking the bait. ;)

hi mini queen,

I LAUGHED DAMN HARD at that!! Glad to see you can enjoy a laugh or two - that IS what LIFE AND LIVING is ALL about - Laughing and having good times with your BUDDIES. Nothing in life is TOO SERIOUS for a good DAMN HARD LAUGH, ABSOLUTELY! That and GETTING AND KEEPING PURE MUSCLE is what makes a MAN a TOTAL MAN in EVERY WAY.

Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
 
Souped_up said:
hi mini queen,

I LAUGHED DAMN HARD at that!! Glad to see you can enjoy a laugh or two - that IS what LIFE AND LIVING is ALL about - Laughing and having good times with your BUDDIES. Nothing in life is TOO SERIOUS for a good DAMN HARD LAUGH, ABSOLUTELY! That and GETTING AND KEEPING PURE MUSCLE is what makes a MAN a TOTAL MAN in EVERY WAY.

Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up


I'm not biting..... :)
 
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min0 lee said:
I'm not biting..... :)



hi mino. Certainly wouldnt want you to. Im Heterosexual - just one of the many VARIATIONS of sexuality seen in NATURE. If you want to do that with John H. however that is none of my business. I certainly hope your GETTING AND KEEPING PURE muscle for those around you. Certainly wouldn't want a HEALTHY body to go to "waste". PURE MUSCLE is a GIFT to YOU and those you TRULY CARE for - ABSOLUTELY! Those around you will KNOW you worked DAMN HARD for it. Everyone will stop what they are doing to look up and admire the work you put into your PURE MUSCLE - EVERY single fiber will have an aura about it - FOR SURE! Keep in touch...... TDGC, Souped_up.
 
If you came up with a real good one I'll bite ..........John H.
 
min0 lee said:
If you came up with a real good one I'll bite ..........John H.

Hi minature lee. I wouldn't want you to "bite" too soon. It would spoil all the "fun". Im not John H. though. I appreciate the honor of being like him. He certainly is a GOOD HUMAN BEING. Im not Gay and I disagree with him TOTALLY but he is a person to MODEL in EVERY OTHER ASPECT - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
 
First, I need to give credit where credit is due. Witmaster, Awesome post.
I cant believe his rebuttal was "Im not John H" Whom you said nothing about.

B, Bone Crusher, No harm No foul

#3, Why would you post this to
GETTING AND KEEPING PURE MUSCLE is what makes a MAN a TOTAL MAN in EVERY WAY.
as a come back to
I guess were being mature about. Not taking the bait
What does any of this have to do with any thing else mentioned in this thread

I certainly hope your GETTING AND KEEPING PURE muscle for those around you.

MANY have tried to "take me"down. While I wasn't always "successful" they LEARNED not to mess with me down the road - HONESTLY.

You must not appreciate PURE MUSCLE and the HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION it takes to GET IT and KEEP IT. Its all a part of LIFE AND LIVING you know....

PURE MUSCLE is a RESULT of your HARD WORK AND DETERMINIATION. It SHOWS BELIEVE ME! MEN AND WOMEN will look at you and see that you are TOTALLY RIPPED of PURE MUSCLE and they will KNOW you worked DAMN HARDfor it too, FOR SURE!!!!!!

And Lastly, stop asking people to PM you at you other board, no ones gonna do it, OK
 
Thanks for the endorsement, Spitfire...

I'm pretty much done with S.U. he (she or it) has absolutely no depth to thier character. I bore quickly with the same retoric and intelectually vapid responces.

Take my advice, he lacks. Let him go. I agree with Mino, don't take his bait. He's a certified
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Lol
 
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You'll find that "normal" is a very subjective term in these forums :p
 
Witmaster said:
You'll find that "normal" is a very subjective term in these forums :p

Hi limpmasturbater. Absolutely the TRUTH, FOR SURE! That IS part of the VARIETY of LIFE AND LIVING. Sexuality can be a VARIATION TOO - Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality - ALL are NATURAL and seen in NATURE. SEXUALITY is a GIFT from God . If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
 
Souped_up said:
If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
Man will you quit with this gay troll shit? Go back to bb.com where you can cyber with all the other porntrading douchebags.
 
Souped_up said:
Hi limpmasturbater. Absolutely the TRUTH, FOR SURE! That IS part of the VARIETY of LIFE AND LIVING. Sexuality can be a VARIATION TOO - Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality - ALL are NATURAL and seen in NATURE. SEXUALITY is a GIFT from God . If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
Are you sure you are not John H's alter ego? Just wondering...:hmmm:
Way too much "variety", "variation", "natural", "nature", "God", "Sex", and "Sexuality" along with unnecessary use of capital letters to make a point in one big long sentence. By the way, 9 1/4 inch long and 6 1/4 inch in circumference would mean that you are a horse, zebra, or maybe a baby elephant. Not so much the length, but the circumference. That's not a dick, that's a side of ham....:D
By the way, isn't that a claim (penis size) that someone mentioned John H. made a while back?:hmmm:
 
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njc said:
ive read that shlong size increase with fat loss. The fat pulls back and away from the penis so to speak exposing more shaft. ive actually read that a couple of times. credible sources too.
Technically schlong size does not increase, it's just that more of it is visible. Same theory as trimming your pubes; less stuff obstructing the view. :D
 
Ouch, I just sat on my dick don't you guy's hate when that happens? I especially hate when I drop it in the toilet water while taking a dump :hehe: Long penises are such a hassle.
 
No, never dropped it in the toilet, but I cant do #1 and 2 right after one another, I have to move my ass back to piss then move it back. I need an elongated toilet bowl. Do they make those?
 
fantasma62 said:
Are you sure you are not John H's alter ego? Just wondering...:hmmm:
Way too much "variety", "variation", "natural", "nature", "God", "Sex", and "Sexuality" along with unnecessary use of capital letters to make a point in one big long sentence. By the way, 9 1/4 inch long and 6 1/4 inch in circumference would mean that you are a horse, zebra, or maybe a baby elephant. Not so much the length, but the circumference. That's not a dick, that's a side of ham....:D
By the way, isn't that a claim (penis size) that someone mentioned John H. made a while back?:hmmm:

Hi fantasticlypuremuscleman,

I don't know exactly what you mean by alter ego but I am who I am - HONESTLY. That measurement is a representation of VARIETY in Nature of ALL FORMS. Read Dr. Kinseys studies on animals. Homosexualities Exists in Nature - It is perfectly NATURAL. I would not tell you this unless I believed it TOTALLY! Don't let the Religious zealots tell you otherwise - there is so much DAMN "bs" in the church. My wife does TOO - absolutely. I would not have married her if she wasn't so understanding and didn't agree to what I believe in. She KNOWS I am a REAL man in the TRUEST sense - she has NO problem with me helping out my buddies when their jeans are going to about to explode wide open from the "pressure" built up. It is perfectly OK to help your buddies out - no matter your sexuality. It is a way to show those you CARE about that you will be there when they are in "need". A man can go "crazy" if he doesn't release in time. If you have PURE MUSCLE then you would know this because you will have boners that will almost rip your jeans off MULTIPLE times of the day. I was walking down railroad tracks one time and I literally had to get down and insert my penis in a hole into a rail car. If i didn't I would have gone "crazy" from not releasing my load. I am very healthy as a result of working towards PURE MUSCLE. The construction buddies I work with are very close to me and I love them to death we will do anything for each other - HONESTLY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
 
Spitfire said:
No, never dropped it in the toilet, but I cant do #1 and 2 right after one another, I have to move my ass back to piss then move it back. I need an elongated toilet bowl. Do they make those?
Actually when I was in Thailand I did have that problem the bowl in my hotel was so small I had to piss standing up and then sit with my weiner under my shirt so it didn't drag all over the front of the toilet rim.
 
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