am i an alpha dawg now?
well today was supposed to be a relaxing day, i didnt have anything to do so i thought i could just chil. But then one of my girlfriends called me and told me how her gym teacher put the moves on her. so i decided to go pay that fatass a litle visit. i wated till his class was over and everybody left so i just aproched him and started asking him whats up, well he kept telling me how she was lieng about that stuff because she couldnt keep up. well that did it. i took the cigar out of my mouth and lifted my shades and said "time to feel the burn" and then i stuck my cigar into his eye. he passed out from the pain, then i saw an large bodybuilder running torwards me with a barbell, so i just grabed a nearby helium tank and stucked it into his mouth and said "time to pump you up". he couldnt move from the pain so i gave him a kung fu kick that sent him flying 6 foot through the air. as i was leaving the gym owner cheased me down and asked me who's gonna pay for all this damage. so i grabed him by the head looked straight into his eyes and said "put it on my tab" and finished him with a swift kunfu punch to the temple that knock it right out. well guys i was planning on resting today, but what can u do there's always something happening.
well today was supposed to be a relaxing day, i didnt have anything to do so i thought i could just chil. But then one of my girlfriends called me and told me how her gym teacher put the moves on her. so i decided to go pay that fatass a litle visit. i wated till his class was over and everybody left so i just aproched him and started asking him whats up, well he kept telling me how she was lieng about that stuff because she couldnt keep up. well that did it. i took the cigar out of my mouth and lifted my shades and said "time to feel the burn" and then i stuck my cigar into his eye. he passed out from the pain, then i saw an large bodybuilder running torwards me with a barbell, so i just grabed a nearby helium tank and stucked it into his mouth and said "time to pump you up". he couldnt move from the pain so i gave him a kung fu kick that sent him flying 6 foot through the air. as i was leaving the gym owner cheased me down and asked me who's gonna pay for all this damage. so i grabed him by the head looked straight into his eyes and said "put it on my tab" and finished him with a swift kunfu punch to the temple that knock it right out. well guys i was planning on resting today, but what can u do there's always something happening.
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He is a fuckin monkey! 
