You are about to marry someone..

[Vieope]

You are about to marry someone but the person gets into an accident and she or he needs special care for the rest of her life and having sex is only a possibility in a distant future.

You do what?

 

[DOMS]

That reminds me a comedian's routine (I can't remember the name):

Men and women are different.

If the man gets horribly disfigured, the woman will say "I so sorry for you. With our love, we can work through anything. I love you!"

Now, if the man and woman are walking down the street and a truck jumps the curb and takes the woman's legs off, the man will say "Here's five dollars for a cab. Sorry things didn't workout for us."

 

[MuscleM4n]

i would stick by her - Sex is crap anyway in my experiences, but i am still young.

 

[MyK]

fake a mental break down and run away to mexico

 

[MyK]

but i will never marry

 

[GFR]

I would drop that drain on the social system fast! and get some new pussy or just jack off to porn for a while.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Go through with the marriage (in the hospital)

Then pull the plug and collect the insurance -

 

[DOMS]

I would drop that drain on the social system fast! and get some new pussy or just jack off to porn for a while.

Just remember: a gentleman wouldn't shoot her in the eye.

 

[ALBOB]

Go through with the marriage (in the hospital)

Then pull the plug and collect the insurance -

Of course, you'd up the amount of coverage first, right?

 

[ALBOB]

Just remember: a gentleman wouldn't shoot her in the eye.

I wasn't aware of that particular piece of ettique. So, where does a gentleman shoot a lady?

(In most all of the porn I've seen lately there's a lot of eyes getting shot out. Guess there's no gentlemen in porn. )

 

[tucker01]

You are about to marry someone but the person gets into an accident and she or he needs special care for the rest of her life and having sex is only a possibility in a distant future.

You do what?

How is sex only a possiblity in the future? She has 3 holes, and just has to lie there

 

[DOMS]

I wasn't aware of that particular piece of ettique. So, where does a gentleman shoot a lady?

(In most all of the porn I've seen lately there's a lot of eyes getting shot out. Guess there's no gentlemen in porn. )

Anywhere but the eye:

 

[The Monkey Man]

 

[BritChick]

How is sex only a possiblity in the future? She has 3 holes, and just has to lie there

There are some great responses to this thread but this was the first one to make me LOL!

 

[BookerB]

lol just run like hell

 

[Vieope]

How is sex only a possiblity in the future? She has 3 holes, and just has to lie there

Well I dont know, maybe her car hit a truck transporting glue or something.

 

[Shae]

I have 2 friends who love each other very much. They're names are Doug and Harriet. Harriet has C.P. just like my sister Jessica. Doug started out as Harriet's care giver 8 years ago but Harriet and Doug just fell in love with each other's kind hearts. To them, sex is crap (as MuscleM4n would say). They share a bond that lasts a lifetime. Sad thing is, if Harriet and Doug get married, Harriet loses all her benifits she gets from the state and Doug will be paying for everything (monthly bill on Harriet's t.t.y. device, batery for Harriet's scooter if its broken, etc). And Doug will have to look for a seond job. So they are just staying life partners.

Thats just love right there. Its truely amazing!

 

[PreMier]

I would probably stay with her. Sex is important, but if you love them enough to marry them, then that would be the last thing on my mind.