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Women Over Thirty

The Monkey Man

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This is for all you girls 30 years and over....
and for those who are turning 30,
and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...
AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...


A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.


If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.


A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.


Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think
about her or what she's doing.


Women over 30 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera,
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.


Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
(They know what it's like to be unappreciated)


A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will
often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with other women.


Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows "HER" friends won't betray her.


Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30.
They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.


Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
reasons.


Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+...
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.


Ladies, I apologize.
 
This is why I prefer older women :grin: Now I need to find one that appreciates me lol
 
this applies to a lot of women just under 30 as well ;)...

nice post.
 
:lol: Love it! :D
 
Monkey, you have been hanging around with BigDyl too much...

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Thanks for that TMM!!!

Personally, I love being 30 something! Its the 40's that make me nervous :shake:
 
the average woman over 30 is 5'7'', 160 lbs.

no thanks.
 
Yeah, but when you find that exception it is like hitting gold!
 
clemson357 said:
the average woman over 30 is 5'7'', 160 lbs.

no thanks.


Ahahahaha, ouch that hurts.
 
actually at 5'7" 160lbs is good providing they have LBM.

You must be a youngin.
 
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Jodi said:
actually at 5'7" 160lbs is good providing they have LBM.

Ever been to a Walmart, you should be able to get your answer to whether or not it is LBM by going to a Walmart. I have been to Walmart and know the answer. :laugh:

Not saying the average guy is any better, though.
 
Well it's just that it sounds like I must be obese :(

I'm 5'1" and 125lbs. So for a 5'7" girl at 160 doesn't sound fat to me :shrug:
 
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Baby, no one was calling you average. :)
 
LOL I know I'm a weirdo!
 
Good post until the end (For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+...there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pantsmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.) The truth is men on average age much better than women......and thats why some older guys are with 22 year old women.....most of the 30+ women are fat as hell and have issues.
 
ForemanRules said:
Good post until the end (For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+...there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pantsmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.) The truth is men on average age much better than women......and thats why some older guys are with 22 year old women.....most of the 30+ women are fat as hell and have issues.

:clapping:
 
getting with a 30 something women is like hitting the jackpot for a young guy. They usually have their own money and dont mind spending it. if it hadnt been for a certain older women during my university years, i probably would of had to get a student job :scared:
 
I like women over thirty for one major reason: you know what you're getting.

A lithe 20 year old woman may grow into the Pilsbury Dough Woman by age 30. An overweight 20 year old girl may realise that health is a important and slim down by 30. But, generally speaking, a fat 30 year will be a fat 40 year old and a slim 30 year old will be slim 40 year old.
 
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cfs3 said:
I like women over thirty for one major reason: you know what you're getting.

A lithe 20 year old woman may grow into the Pilsbury Dough Woman by age 30. An overweight 20 year old girl may realise that health is a important and slim down by 30. But, generally speaking, a fat 30 year will be a fat 40 year old and a slim 30 year old will be slim 40 year old.

:clapping:

And usually the 30-something is half the headache,
the young soon to be fatty would be...
 
My girlfriend is 41, but being Japanese that equates to 25 in physical appearance.
 
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