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CowPimp said:Oh, I must also add that they play music that gets you fucking angry, and every rack comes equipped with a powerlifter on the level of Ed Coan or Chuck Vogelpohl (Spelling?) covered in chalk dust yelling at you to get that last rep or hit that new 1RM. Heh.
PWGriffin said:I'm stealing all your ideas and starting my own gym...you wanna be the fitness director??
Seriously though....If I stay in alabama...I will start my own gym...and it's badassedness will be completely unparalleled...
CowPimp said:Can I just yell at people and call them all sissies and panzies? Haha.
*Pans over to a nervous old woman on a treadmill*
fUnc17 said:In addition to what CP said, also big huge tires to roll around outside, sledgehammers to play with, rock climbing walls, gymnast rings, wrestling mats, a huge rope to climb up, and a big parking lot to push and pull my truck around
CowPimp said:A long wall of high quality adjustable power racks with Olympic lifting platforms and adjustable incline to decline benches for each one. All racks also have a chinup bar built in.
Another wall with glute ham raise/reverse hyper extensions machines.
A wide variety of bands, chains, and weight releasers for accomodating resistance.
Sturdy, adjustable boxes for stepups, box squats, and whatever else you want to use them for.
Kettlebells up to 100 pounds or more and medicine balls, both the kind that bounce and the kind that can be slammed, going up to as much as 50 pounds.
Weighted vests up to 100 pounds or more.
Dumbbells in 2.5 and 5 pound increments all the way to 150s.
Blast straps, stability balls, wobble boards, and airex pads. Yeah, I know people think they're lame, but they have their uses dammit.
The ab wheel. Those things are badass; I don't care what you say.
Cable machines for pulldowns, rowing, and a double cable stack for whatever.
A weight sled.
Jumpropes, punching bags, and gloves.
Foam rollers, mats, and nylon straps for certain stretches.
That's all I can think of right now...
JordanMang said:Sounds like my gym. Minus the ab wheel, kettlebells, and blastraps etc, and the dumbells only up to 100. It's like 100 degrees constant though.
shiznit2169 said:The question is, do you have the money to start up a gym with all those equipment? Would you attract customers and make a profit? Remember, the majority of people in this country are brainwashed by new ads and diets on tv and in magazines everyday. Their type of gym is the typical commercial gym that has tv's and machines. You would have to pick the perfect spot to own your gym such as Venice, California or anywhere else with hardcore knuckleheads like us.
CowPimp said:Honestly, mine isn't too far off. I like working out at my gym, we have plenty of shit to use.
shiznit2169 said:The question is, do you have the money to start up a gym with all those equipment? Would you attract customers and make a profit? Remember, the majority of people in this country are brainwashed by new ads and diets on tv and in magazines everyday. Their type of gym is the typical commercial gym that has tv's and machines. You would have to pick the perfect spot to own your gym such as Venice, California or anywhere else with hardcore knuckleheads like us.