http://www.dailycomedy.com/5A-notes/2250/17956/
The TV show "Survivor" is going ethnic. The show will pit Blacks, Asians, Whites, and Latinos against each other.
Well we know the Blacks will be the best at the athletic competition, the Whites will be good at swimming and backstabbing, the Asians will figure everything out mathematically, and the Latinos will wind up on "The Maury Povich Show" trying to find out which survivor is the, "Real Father."