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If You Had A Dollar For Every

Tough Old Man

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IF YOU HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOMEONE SAID OR ASKED YOU XXXXXXX

How much would you have made and what did they ASK OR SAY?


I'll go first. Hey tough, is Foreman really GAY?.......I have made $1158 from this question.
 
do you remeber what you did last night????
 
I play softball at a very high level and am asked pretty often:

Is your bat shaved?

This summer probably wouldve made atleast 500 bucks.
 
Why are you hanging from a tree branch in your skivvies? $213.00
 
how much can you bench? $1,000
 
another shot? lost count, probably in the millions
 
Go to sleep Manic, isn't it passed your bedtime.

Are you on an ambien sleepwalk and instead of eating food you're chatting on IM?
 
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How did you know about that? 1 billion dollars
 
"Do you know you look REALLY like Hugh Grant?" $5,000,000,000,000,000
 
Can I see your license and proof of insurance sir?Do you know why I pulled you over?
Don't know how much I would have made but I know how much it's cost me.
 
Every time foreman posted i'd be able to pay off my student loans.
 
So did ya or do ya?

Don't leave us hanging.
 
Everytime that someone asks me an off-the-wall question.

"Who sang this song?"
"What are the types of chemical bonding?"
"What type of cotton is the best in the world?"

No kidding. I get calls like this all the time for my friends and family.

I'm not from Delphi!!!
 
How much for an 8th? --I made more than a dollar everytime I heard this though...
 
You are scared to admit you love me.

$500

And no I did not love any of them
 
IF YOU HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME ____________.

1000 + 1 FROM Tough, and I don't take pesos hombre.
 
Got the time? alot of money, but I have well made up for that lost revenue by responding , "No this watch stopped a long time ago I just wear it as a fashion accessory."
 
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