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Prostate exam, did you do it already?

Yeah, I think I'll take the canver also.
 
It is because I dont understand the exam. If you have lung cancer, they dont put their hand through your throat to touch your lung. They take an x-ray.
 
Vieope said:
It is because I dont understand the exam. If you have lung cancer, they dont put their hand through your throat to touch your lung. They take an x-ray.
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Wha, huh?

They put their hand through your penis?
 
I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.
 
IainDaniel said:
I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.
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I agree. I've had the exam and it lasts only moments. Yes I felt violated, but their are worse medical exams/procedures. Have you ever seen anyone suffer through Cancer? Fuck that. Fist my ass before I go through that. Haha J/K :laugh: .
 
I haven't got the finger yet, but I'm getting to that age.

I had a very close friend die of cancer (smoking-related). With all the drugs that he was on, he wasn't himself at the end.

There's no way in hell I'm going through that.
 
IainDaniel said:
I would rather someone stick a finger up my ass to feel my prostate then deal with Cancer anyday. Life is too short to try and play macho to that disease.
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You realize we are just joking, right?
 
Vieope said:

I prefer cancer but did you do it? :confused:
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I pray these words never come back to haunt you.

Prostate cancer is an evil and abhorrent way to die :(
 
I get a prostate exam every Saturday.
 
I just evacuate my tubes often, that should keep my prostate free from carcinogens, sometimes I use anal beads so I get a really strong ejaculation I call it the liquid plumber method.....:lol:
 
Witmaster said:
I pray these words never come back to haunt you.

Prostate cancer is an evil and abhorrent way to die :(
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Dont worry, physically I am one of the healthiest person you could ever meet. But if they discover a prostate personality disorder, I might have that.
 
maniclion said:
I just evacuate my tubes often, that should keep my prostate free from carcinogens, sometimes I use anal beads so I get a really strong ejaculation I call it the liquid plumber method.....:lol:
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You turn me on.
 
Now I am turned on cause your turned on.
 
Is it odd that my doc had both of his hands on my shoulders while he was doing the exam?:hmmm:
 
ALBOB said:
Is it odd that my doc had both of his hands on my shoulders while he was doing the exam?:hmmm:
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For you ... No!

You are used to taking it up the ass being a flyer fan
 
Blind Bunny and Blind Snake

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you ..."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either a team leader or possibly someone in senior management".
 
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