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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
Damn straight!Irish people don't drink miller lite.
god i hate cat jokes, whole fuckin internet is full of cat jokes.............. why dont we just rename it to the caternet
Lucky Charms is certified stoner food ...Lucky Charms were the best breakfast cereal ever invented. I just used to pick out the marshmallow pieces and eat a bowl of them every morning.
How i didnt become clinically obese as a child with the stuff i ate ill never know...
Lucky Charms is certified stoner food ...
I'd burn one and eat a box of this stuff at one sitting when I was a kid.
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
An Irish man was lying back relaxed in his garden chair while his wife mowed the lawn. A neighbour poked his head over the fence and told him in no uncertain terms:
"That's terrible, letting your wife do the work. How lazy can you get? You should be damn well hung."
"I am," replied the man. "That's why she mows the lawn."
An Irish woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of Irish Spring Soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of Lucky Charms
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Guinness
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."
Is that even an Irish joke? lawl, it could work for anything and Irish people don't drink miller lite.
Damn straight!
Heres a Irish Joke
Irish Hero
William of Orange
Party and Parade to celebrate
William of Orange is Dutch, dude.
Heres a Irish Joke
Irish Hero
William of Orange
Party and Parade to celebrate
you really are a cock there was no need for that
you really are a cock there was no need for that
notice he hasnt replied since, fuckin pussy
He invaded England and fought a war in Ireland and kicked the Catholic
English Kings Ass and became the King of England. It was a joke