a box of rust razor blades.

[tomuchgear]

so like i was playing with my razor blades and i fell down the stairs. should i just like put some mud on it and leave it alone or what. hey i wanted my own stupid thread.

 

[CORUM]

Rub Some Dirt In It!!!!!

 

[danny81]

usually what I do is i put alchol on it and superglue it shut. and when i cut my mouth wit them back in the day i would just put alcohol on it.

 

[tomuchgear]

wow danny i thought you would be the first one to post in my thread. damn i just lost a bet with myself.

 

[lucifuge]

rubbing alcohol or Wild Turkey?
oh wait, cristal right?

 

[tomuchgear]

this thread has so much potential for stupid comments. that or iain will delete it and call me a dumbass.

 

[Mista]

Tetanus ftw!

 

[The Monkey Man]

I've always been a big fan of salt and lemon juice...

Thanks for contributing!



I think i'll start a thread myself

 

[Irons77]

A litlE GasOlean BItchEs

 

[danny81]

NOOOOOOO. you guys are retarded. it depnds where on the body is it? put superglue on it to stop the bleeding. and clean it with rubbing alcohol.

 

[tomuchgear]

danny are you being serious?

 

[danny81]

yah. bro. if u dont super glue it shut it wont seal. especially if its a large gash. my one boy said its really bad he stitches it shut. but i dont know how to sew. so i just use superglue it works well.

 

[Mista]

yah. bro. if u dont super glue it shut it wont seal. especially if its a large gash. my one boy said its really bad he stitches it shut. but i dont know how to sew. so i just use superglue it works well.

Professional help wins every time.

 

[danny81]

yah but u cant go their everytimeu get stabbed

 

[Mista]

yah but u cant go their everytimeu get stabbed

Why?

I would.

 

[The Monkey Man]

yah but u cant go their everytimeu get stabbed

They sort of use those emergency rooms as a collection bin for felons

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

wow danny i thought you would be the first one to post in my thread. damn i just lost a bet with myself.

 

[tomuchgear]

well i decided the only way to deal with this problem was to go to the local sewage treatment plant. upon arriving there i went poo diving. i think that should fix the problem.

 

[tomuchgear]

danny exactly how many times have you gotten stabbed? also a great way to close a wound is toilet paper and duck tape. to bad i am out of duck tape.

 

[danny81]

Noooooooooooo. Dont Put Shit On It. Are You An Idiot. Put Rubbing Alcohol On It.

 

[tomuchgear]

sounded like a good idea at the time.

 

[danny81]

did you stay home from work today because of an infection u got?

 

[tucker01]

he just got his dog to lick it.... that fixed everything.

 

[tomuchgear]

no iain i had the nieghbors dog lick the wounds. i dont have a dog any more.