Lettermans top ten reasons there are no blacks in NASCAR

[MeatZatk]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR........... ...

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

[Witchblade]

I like.

 

[Splash Log]

 

[DOMS]

"When they crash their cars, they bail out & run."

 

[clemson357]

No way letterman said that

 

[vader]

noway he said that but still funny

 

[FishOrCutBait]

because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.

 

[DOMS]

because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.

 

[MeatZatk]

No way letterman said that

yeah, I know. I just copied and pasted the email. Still thought it was funny.

 

[FishOrCutBait]

thats a nigga. thats not a black person.

 

[Mista]

He looks black to me.

 

[tallcall]

There's no trunk space...so no thumpers or ghetto blasters.

Competition rules won't allow for hydrolics or spinners.

 

[maniclion]

Can't get used to following the car with the flashing lights....

Officials won't approve Chase Car, opposite of before mentioned Pace Car......

Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool.....

 

[maxpro2]

fake: snopes.com: Black Nascar Drivers

 

[The Monkey Man]

Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool....

Police Car for Police | Carbon Motors Corporation

 

[maniclion]

Police Car for Police | Carbon Motors Corporation

It has an Infrared Camera so that next time a date runs and hides you can track her down, also the back seats can be hosed down so after your tryst with your usuall post date hooker you can sterilize it for the next nights adventures........

 

[ZECH]

They did have Leroy Watermelon

 

[The Monkey Man]

It has an Infrared Camera so that next time a date runs and hides you can track her down, also the back seats can be hosed down so after your tryst with your usuall post date hooker you can sterilize it for the next nights adventures........

HMMMnnn...

Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?




One of my XGFs (Late last year)
Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
$149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!

Annnnnnnd, she's history
(twas hot though)
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BTW Manic,

"Your Ma was talkin to me and she tells me how to live!?"

 

[maniclion]

HMMMnnn...

Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?




One of my XGFs (Late last year)
Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
$149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!

Annnnnnnd, she's history
(twas hot though)
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BTW Manic,

"Your Ma was talkin to me and she tells me how to live!?"

I can't listen to you right now cause my head is like a sieve.....