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Would you rather date someone that was flatulent or had B.O.?

I would rather date someone that...

  • passed smelly gas alot.

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • had bad body odor alot.

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • neither

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • Total voters
    19
I voted gas. At least I get a laugh out of the bad smell, unlike BO.
 
Do i have to choose one? Why can't i have both?
 
If she's hot and she has a bad body reek I can work with that. A little foreplay in the pool, maybe some fun in the shower ... but ass gas is just unmanageable.

Where's the link to that clip someone posted here a few years ago where the dude is getting his salad tossed and he rips one in the little porn star's face? This question brought that clip to mind ... it was naaaaaaaasty.
 
I actually fart around chicks that I know or im comftarble with. Anyway if a chick farts, its kool with me but B.O? ummmmm no stankyou.
 
BoneCrusher said:
If she's hot and she has a bad body reek I can work with that. A little foreplay in the pool, maybe some fun in the shower ... but ass gas is just unmanageable.

Where's the link to that clip someone posted here a few years ago where the dude is getting his salad tossed and he rips one in the little porn star's face? This question brought that clip to mind ... it was naaaaaaaasty.
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:roflmao:

I had that clip back in the day. He went limp in .5 seconds after she farted in his mouth.
 
Girls don't fart.
 
well..how bad is the BO? and how bad is the gas????
that would definitely come into play.. if gas is an issue, you can always plug it up :thinking: as for the bo.. you could always just rub vicks under your nose lol
 
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BO is always there. gas comes and goes. no BO.
 
hey, someone tampered with the poll!
 
those motherfuckers!
 
KelJu said:
Bo isn't there after a shower. On the other hand, farts smell worse through the bath water.
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BS. ive met people that still stink after a shower. almost like knocking off some of the dirt exposed fresh nastyness. like a cow pie that has only dried on the outside but still very much a turd in the center. ive been next to a chick who was physically clean, but still smelled. :finger:
 
what brought this idea to mind is I was at the laundry mat the other day and accidently opened someone else's washing machine. And even though it had already been washed, it reeked of BO. I was so glad that our clothing always smells very fresh, especially after being washed. I was thinking how much it must suck to be with someone who always smells of BO
 
KelJu said:
Bo isn't there after a shower. On the other hand, farts smell worse through the bath water.
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Are talking about pitts?
Or a stanky kooch - :confused:


Either way, she better know how to shower or bathe AND SHAVE, before she comes over.


And I don't expect girls to TOOT or POOP... EVER...
They should only have to tinkle, when it's cute.
:angel2:
 
guys usually have bad gas sometimes. at the time it's horrific (i once made an ex go sit on the porch till his bout of atrocious farts ended) but afterward it's funny.

i voted neither but occasional gas is a fact of life women have to accept.
 
I was on the subway in Boston last weekend. I little girl that was probably 10 years old or so was standing in front of me and had the worst body odor I have smelled in a long time.

It could have been someone else, but she was the closest to me. If it had been anyone else I applaud them on the their stink cloud radius.
 
just a thought. do we smell bad to foreigners the same way they smell bad to us?
 
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Ok...was driving home yesterday doing 65 with the top down. I passed some guy in a Toyota pick-up with his window open. I could smell his BO as I passed him...

oh..and my bad joke of the day:
Why don't women fart?
...'cause they never shut up long enough to build up the pressure!
:p
 
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