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What's your Urine Color ?

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Mine is either clear or kinda neon/bright yellow. I'm sure all elite human beings have this color of urine being that I am in superb physical and mental condition. I'm a prototype for the perfect human being.

Does urine color hold any significance ?
 
Hydration levels

Whether blood is in your urine.

pissing out supplements.
 
Actually you are incorrect.

It is great.... it show that years have drinking have completely obliterated his liver. He has manned up.
 
IainDaniel said:
Hydration levels

Whether blood is in your urine.

pissing out supplements.
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hmmm....I should probably sell my urine to the poor. Hate to waste it.

Prince, you could be the Devil.
 
this thread actually made me cringe.
 
Little Wing said:
this thread actually made me cringe.
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I thought about asking the significance of sperm coloration or the health benefits of prostate massaging.
 
Tell me Roid, how does one properly massage his prostate ?

Or, are we talking improperly. :D
 
ROID said:
I thought about asking the significance of sperm coloration or the health benefits of prostate massaging.
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:lol: are you related to vieope ? :thinking:
 
Another stupid topic!!
 
IronAddict said:
Tell me Roid, how does one properly massage his prostate ?

Or, are we talking improperly. :D
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I ain't gonna lie. I've experimented a time or two but I don't think I have the right technique or my fingers just aren't long enough.

As far as improperly, well that's just sick:banana:
 
ROID said:
hmmm....I should probably sell my urine to the poor. Hate to waste it.
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Actually, thanks to our top minds at NASA, we can now safely apply the use of reverse osmosis to filter out all the impurities in our pee pee and safely drink our urine.

Doesn't this just sound sooo refreshing? :thinking:
 
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Mine looks like I have Guinness on tap is that good? Oh wait you said urine not shit.....that is angel hair gold, like the sun glistening off of an artesian spring in the summer into the eye of a person on psilosybin right at the point where the dilation occurs.......
 
maniclion said:
Mine looks like I have Guinness on tap is that good? Oh wait you said urine not shit.....that is angel hair gold, like the sun glistening off of an artesian spring in the summer into the eye of a person on psilosybin right at the point where the dilation occurs.......
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You make a golden shower sound so romantic.
 
Now that can conquer the simple problem of coming up with a material that is impenetrable by solar radiation. Should be simple after coming up with urine filtration. Didn't Kevin Costner already come up with that in Water World ?
 
ROID said:
I ain't gonna lie. I've experimented a time or two but I don't think I have the right technique or my fingers just aren't long enough.

As far as improperly, well that's just sick:banana:
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Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.


Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.
 
IronAddict said:
Actually, thanks to our top minds at NASA, we can now safely apply the use of reverse osmosis to filter out all the impurities in our pee pee and safely drink our urine.

Doesn't this just sound sooo refreshing? :thinking:
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But then I can't recycle the unused portion of the liquor I drank last night.......

I've actually witnessed a bum do that, I saw him walk into a bathroom with an empty water bottle and come out with it full of a yellow liquid with foam on top and watched him guzzle it down.......:twitch::toilet:
 
IronAddict said:
Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.


Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.
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At least it wasn't some Israeli Dr. named Anel Preub
 
IronAddict said:
Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.


Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.
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I did try the handle of my bathroom plunger one time.


She could have been good looking, gotta swallow the pride my man.
 
ROID said:
I did try the handle of my bathroom plunger one time.
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Let me guess you're gonna use the "some one left the plunger in the toilet and I ran in with the runs and didn't see it and it went str8 up my okole" excuse.....thats the same one every fresh out of the closet gay man uses when describing their first self anal experience.....:roflmao:
 
It did cross my mind that I might slip and "plunge" all 18'' straight through my gut. I would just tell the Doc. I was a beginning porn star and it's required that you fudge a horse as an initiation.
 
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