the youngest girl you had sex??

[min0 lee]

I think I'll break off with Foreman
His antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
He tells me that I'm full of ...


Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[The Monkey Man]

I would do her, but she would probably hold a "GRUDGE" on me -

 

[GFR]

I think I'll break off with Foreman
His antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
He tells me that I'm full of ...


Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

sorry baby...
I love you too

 

[min0 lee]

Our baby Got hand fell out of the window
You'd think that his head would be split
But good luck was with him that morning
He fell in a barrel of ...


Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[min0 lee]

A tough old man died in a bathtub
He died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill his wishes
He was buried in six feet of ...



Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[min0 lee]

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...


Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[min0 lee]

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...


Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[THEUNIT(XXL)]

Thank you min0 for that nice little story, now class, is there any one else that has a story to tell?